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Simplixia: I am Simplixia, a Foreign Despot, ignorant concerning the ways of Far Avistan.
Fidutien: I am Fidutien, a dutiful and learned Royal Advisor.
Simplixia: Dutiful and learned advisor, tell me, who is Iomedae?
Fidutien: Goddess of Fighting Evil.
Simplixia: Marvels of Far Avistan! I Command that a cleric of Iomedae be invited to give a speech.
Fidutien: I have done as you Command, Wise Ruler. She gave a speech inciting the people to Fight Evil.
Simplixia: Calamity! I did not foresee this! I am wrathful! I Command that she be Buried Alive.
Fidutien: I have done as you Command, Just Ruler.
Simplixia: Dutiful and learned advisor, tell me, what is Freedom of the Pen?
Fidutien: A law of Anarchic Galt which allows scribes to write Vile Falsehoods along Honest Truth and publish both.
Simplixia: Marvels of Far Avistan! I Command that scribes be granted Freedom of the Pen in my kingdom.
Fidutien: I have done as you Command, Wise Ruler. A Vile Scribe now publishes writs inciting Cannibalism and Necromancy.
Simplixia: Calamity! I did not foresee this! I am wrathful! I Command that he be Buried Alive.
Fidutien: I have done as you Command, Just Ruler.
Simplixia: Pity me, for I am an ignorant Foreign Despot who visits Calamity upon the lands I rule. Surely, the Wise and Just rulers of Far Avistan do not make these mistakes.
