"Indeed," says Jarvis. "I will be ready to provide both computers with rudimentary browsers as soon as they connect."
"Cool." Cam tells his computer to check for connectivity and grabs the only thing he can grab.
He goes back to his holograms.
The internal partition hasn't started becoming alarmed or deleting itself in a panic, so either Jarvis hasn't gotten past the first layer or isn't trying.
Cam starts by looking up bees.
"Hey, Tony?" she asks, absently. "Does Stark Industries have lots of - trash or waste that you can quietly send my way so I can make it into useful things? If I'm here for a while I might see about starting or usurping a trash company."
"Huh. I mean, we have some, but - oh, hey, how are you with radioactive stuff? Because there's not a lot of volume there, even worldwide, but disposal is kind of a huge problem, if you could just turn it into fluff you'd be doing the world a huge favour. I guess it'd be hard to get it aboveboard, but - I dunno, it just came to me. Not that Stark Industries personally produces that much radioactive waste. Barely any. I guess I just totally failed to answer your actual question."
She goes to look up spots where radioactive waste is dumped.
"In other news, looks like you do in fact need your bees fixed but I'm in before it's a crisis. Where can I go release some inoculation-distributing fake bugs?"
"Would you like a map?" inquires Jarvis. "Presently we are in Sunnydale, California. I'm afraid I'm not sure of the criteria for a good spot to release fake bugs."
"California is great, actually, lots of agriculture, yeah? I can just toss them out the window and they'll find their own way."
"However, no windows being immediately in evidence in this basement, what I am actually trying to say is 'may I either wander your house until I find one or be directed to a particular window that would suit'."
"Perhaps if I opened the garage door," says Jarvis, illuminating the curved tunnel that leads upward from the car-bearing end of the room.
"Sure. Anybody going to see me with suspicious extremities if you do that?"
"All right. I will fill your yard with confused inoculated bees if you would be so kind as to open the door. I won't make 'em with stings."
Just out of sight around the curve of the tunnel, the garage door rolls audibly upward.
Bees fly confusedly away in all directions.
For entertainment purposes, Jarvis providesa live holographic video of the event.
"It's pretty confusing to start existing all of a sudden, I'm told. But they'll fly around and land on things and leave the cure on those things and then less fake bees will also land on the things. It should get everywhere, but just to be safe I might want to do another batch from another point on the continent in, oh, six months."