"Oh, your parents let you do magic early? Mine were really strict about it."
"The American Council doesn't even have a law against supervised underage magic in the home. Not that your Ministry would care, if you were casting in a wizarding household."
"Yeah, some of my cousins have got ahold of wands and tried things but I never manged it."
"I didn't get to play around with my wand at all. I've got a trick I can do without it, though, I can throw an invisible punch. I don't think that counts technically or I'd probably have already had a run-in with the wizard cops."
"Yeah, it's fun. Kind of weak, but that doesn't mean it can't help me out of a fight. Nobody expects a black eye while they've got the other guy in a headlock, I can tell you that."
"You could say that. Personally I think it's closer to an 'angry queer ten-year-old who hates everyone' thing."
Eventually, all trains must come to an end. This is an inviolable rule, because the alternative is a very different movie.
Ari hops out enthusiastically. Castle! Cool!
Miranda is obliged to exit the train more sedately, wheeling her trunk behind her. She releases Amber so that the owl will not be a casualty if she has a spill.
She manages it, barely.
"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts. This is exciting!"
"My mum told me how sorting works because we didn't think I was going to Hogwarts."
"Supposedly it's usually a secret, but I'm not sure why. Are you sure you want me to tell you?"
"If we have to kill a troll I'll throw rocks at its head," Ari reassures her.
"T-that's not, that's not helpful!"
"It's not a troll it's a hat. It's a magic hat and you put it on and it figures out what house you belong in."
Sally breathes a sigh of relief. "I can deal with a hat. Um... I assume it's, it's got charms, or something, to keep out nits?"
"...I assume so. Anyway I'm pretty sure if you get nits they can be magicked away pretty quick."
"If you end up with nits I can throw rocks at their heads to get rid of them," Ari offers innocently. Sally giggles.
The boats arrive. The first-years are shepherded along.
Miranda escapes from the pack to go up to the headmistress. "Professor McGonagall?"