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PEOPLE OF WESTCROWN! Now is the time to REJOICE, for the DIABOLIST SILK-STOCKINGS have been slain at long last! No longer will we suffer under their TYRANNY, for they have to a man been strung up by TRUE HEROES of Cheliax! And not only that, but the MAMMONITE BANKERS, the MEPHISTOPHELEAN LAWYERS, the WICKED HELLSPAWN, and all other enemies of Cheliax have been strung up as well! The day of our LIBERTY has finally dawned, when no man in Westcrown need fear the SERVANTS OF HELL!

But the fight is not over! We must take it to ALL CHELIAX, until NO MAN need fear the PRIDEFUL WRATH of the remnants of Asmodeus's servants. We cannot be TRULY FREE while any man remains in BONDAGE. Let the cry of freedom ring out from CORENTYN to MENADOR, from OSTENSO to KINTARGO, until our whole country has been purified.

I have heard reports from some who fear that innocents may have died alongside the VILE DIABOLISTS, but such fears are nothing but DIABOLIST LIES repeated by CONFUSED MEN. For the merciful and blessed archmage NAIMA, used powerful magic to command all NEFARIOUS MEN who would have used this as PRETEXT for MURDER to return home, leaving only the TRUE PATRIOTS OF IOMEDAE. The only innocents to perish last night were our GLORIOUS MARTYRS: VALIA WAIN, who died in the very act of smiting ASPEX IBARRA THE CHILD-KILLER with the BLESSED SWORD OF IOMEDAE; BLAI ARTIGAS, who struck down ALFONSO THRUNE, bastard sibling of ABROGAIL THRUNE II before being torn apart by his CALLED DEVILS; ARCHDUKE XAVIER THE JUST, who struck down scores of diabolists from GRIFFON-BACK before a DIABOLIST MAGE enchanted his griffon to toss him to the ground; and many others who fought alongside them. These brave men and women will surely be RESTORED TO LIFE by the blessed archmage NAIMA!

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Felisa finds a copy of this pamphlet that someone has left behind somewhere. Certainly she would never pay money for it. She reads through it once, then tears it into little pieces, stuffs the pieces in her mouth and chews on them for a second, then spits them out and stomps on them. 

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And who dropped the pamphlet off, what did they look like, what were they dressed like, did they have any distinguishing possessions - and which unfathomable idiots made copies of it, knowing the penalty - oh, they didn't know the new decree? Her report to the palace will mention as much. 

 

(She's not wearing her own face, just a bland range of Chelish faces she's acquired over the years. She's not quite as terrifying in any of them as in her most familiar form, but apparently it's still scary enough.)

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Wow. Yikes. Apparently they missed one. This pamphleteer is going to try to get out of the city as fast as he possibly can. (He does his own copies.)

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She's been ordered to just pass identifications on to the palace, so she does that. Let them run; there aren't many places one can run from an archmage, and most of them are worse than a Final Blade.

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