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i find it funny when my coauthors have no idea what they're signing up for
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Sure, why not, you can have a pamphlet. Mostly it's a map of the school:

 

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Over the course of about the next fifteen minutes or so, the rest of the students file in, and then eventually...

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Monokuma takes the stage.

"Welcome, class, to Hope's Peak Academy! Unfortunately, my close personal friend Headmaster Makoto Naegi couldn't be here today. I know you all were hoping to meet him, but I'll be standing in—your lovable mascot, Monokuma!" 

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Edwin hears these words and it hits him like a truck.

Close personal friend.

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Maxwell merely raises an eyebrow. Edwin must be new to this: Meaningful Words pop up constantly if you're looking for them!

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Ok, but it is still a bit suspicious, isn't it?

Although, that does mean the presentation was wrong about the orientation speech being delivered by their close personal friend Makoto Naegi, so,

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"All of you, except Hubert, have been hand-selected for your stand-out performance in your field of choice! You should be proud of yourselves: no other school has students even a bit as special as you all are."

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Who is Hubert??? Why is, uh... Momokuna, maybe? Edwin forgot his name—why is the bear throwing shade at him?

Did the bear write the orientation guide???

Does that mean he's actually dangerous and doesn't want us to know???

Then why would it be so obvious?

Why in a random orientation guide on the internet???

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"If you open up your pamphlets..." Monokuma pauses to give the students a chance to do so, "you'll see a map of our lovely campus. My personal favorite location is the Monokuma-themed elevator, right next to the A/V Room! Unfortunately, it cannot fit an entire class at once, so please plan accordingly once you're dismissed."

He looks out at the students. They all seem to be following along with his introduction, just as expected.

"Now," he reaches down and pulls out a clipboard, "I'll read a message for you from Headmaster Naegi."

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