Honestly as long as he has Idaia to look at he'll be okay.

This is endearing and in retrospect unsurprising!

So, do you actually have preferences about how we spend our time, aside from snuggling and sex and not taking risks?

Not really, do you?

I love you very much but I am concerned that if we did literally nothing but have sex and cuddle I might get bored of it and that would be a tragedy.

And travel the world? We can travel the world.

That also sounds fun, she agrees. ...I guess it's convenient that you're content to just snuggle me however much, I like reading and can do that whilst snuggling even though the activity doesn't appeal to you.

Yeah, it'll take me a Year to get tired of this, possibly several.

I didn't even remember I was married to you until I was thirteen. I've only got five years of missing you to make up for and am liable to require other stimulation sooner.

I was not questioning your devotion, dear.

Didn't think you were.

Oh, I know what I want to do. I assume that if we're theoretically watching movies while snuggling you're still going to be paying much more attention to me than to the movie but you might pick up some more modern culture stuff that way. And it doesn't require reading. And there are some really good movies.

Sounds good. Not the movies, but the snuggling.

Well, snuggling is going to be had regardless, but if he's fine with it she can fish her laptop out of her bag and open Netflix and--apparently Daphne was using her account at some point recently and that's fine but no they are not watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show that's a terrible idea. She starts browsing other movies instead.

If she still thinks Elves are naive she'll be surprised someday, but it doesn't have to be today. 

She doesn't think they're naive but that doesn't mean he'd enjoy a movie about sex and violence. Ooh, Princess Bride, not so great on the modern culture but she's feeling very Buttercup-y right now so that.

Princess Bride is adorable.

Idaia adores the "to the pain" speech.

He adores Idaia.

Well, they already knew that.

Once the movie is over she closes her laptop and slides it safely onto the floor and turns around in his arms and kisses him fiercely.

Oh, good.

Predictable activities ensue.

They have thirty thousand years to make up for.

Yeah. They do. They will.

At some point while they are not actually schtupping someone knocks on the door.

Darling?

"Who is it?" Idaia calls.