It is clear to all Good and Loyal men that our Queen is possessed of Virtue and Good Judgment unequalled by any man or woman alive. But there is no strength of character that grants Immunity from poor Counsel by another, and I fear that such Counsel now poisons our laws. Our Wise and Benevolent Queen has been Misled by foolish or malicious Advisors into embracing the worship of the Drunken God Cayden Cailean, and by this deception has even permitted Three Delegates to represent him at the Constitutional Convention.
Cayden Cailean is the Anarchic god of Drunkenness and Foolhardy Risks, who is said to have Ascended Drunkenly to Godhood, and thereby Fixed himself in a permanent state of Drunkenness. It is said that he bids his Followers Drink to Excess, Engage in Lechery, and Risk their Health and Fortune. He is worshipped by Tavernkeepers, Drunkards, and those who Profit thereby. It is true that the Diabolists opposed his worship, but so too is his worship Forbidden by many Wise and Virtuous Kings and Queens, such as King Khemet of Osirion, King Cansellarion of Lastwall, and Queen Galfrey of Mendev. As Asmodeus and the Gods of Good joined forces against the threat of Rovagug, so too do they join forces against the vices of Cayden.
No Good and Prudent man can support the church of Cayden! For all learned men acknowledge that Drunkenness is a source of Great Ill. It is Drunkenness that drives men to Quarrel, and Drunkenness that tears Rifts within the Family, as was likewise sought by the servants of Asmodeus. It is Drunkenness that drives men to Gamble away their Fortunes, and oftentimes a Drunkard spends his coin on Wine and finds himself with none for that which is truly Necessary. Often a man finds himself moved by Wine to acts both Wicked and Lawless, and come the Morning discovers it too late to salvage his Reputation or his Character.
And for what benefit? In those places without benefit of Priests, it is of course prudent to mix Wine with Water; but there is no more need to call on the aid of the Drunken God merely to add Wine to Water than to entreat Asmodeus for aid whenever one writes a Contract. All the benefits of Alcohol can be procured on our own; all its injuries shall come to pass with certainty if the worship of Cayden Cailean grows to be Tolerated.
For the good of our glorious Country, the Queen ought discard the Foolish Advice that led her to such Tolerance. She ought forbid the worship of Cayden Cailean, Expel his priests from her Convention, and Cast Out his spirit from her country.