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After leaving the park, Leo gets back into his conveniently tinted-windowed car. (Functional, but not conspicuously nice; this is Chicago.)
"Well," he says wryly, "that was fun."
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"Personally, I still distrust these newfangled tomatoes. They cause moral decay."
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"I distinctly remember telling you to can it."
Harry clears a table out of the paper debris in the center of the room and lays down the larger pizza. He immediately takes the best-looking slice and absconds with it and one of the complimentary paper plates.
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Further polite applause. "Que golazo. Man walks on moon. We are the champions."
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"I approve of pizza," he declares when he has finished his slice. "Many thanks, gracious host."
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"Excellent! D'you want to try some of the pineapple, I got the pixie pizza with it so you could taste. And because they really like sugar."
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Harry ceremoniously lifts a slice out of the box and deposits it on Milo's plate.
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Milo bows slightly. "Thank you."
He tries the pineapple.
"I am a pizza heathen," he announces. "Pineapple is delicious."
He tries the pineapple.
"I am a pizza heathen," he announces. "Pineapple is delicious."
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"Bah. Well, finish your heathen slice and we can summon some pixies."
Harry takes a second slice of non-heretical pizza, confident in his ability to eat it before Milo finishes his.
Harry takes a second slice of non-heretical pizza, confident in his ability to eat it before Milo finishes his.
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Harry picks up the heretic pizza and beckons. "We can probably summon a decently sized swarm in the park. For best results you'd want to go to the park outside town, but I don't know if you're up for a longish drive. Buttercup, Leo, d'you want to come?"
