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z becomes the universal organ donor
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Nod.

"--So I have a question but I'm not sure how rude it is."

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"Go ahead, shoot. I love rude questions."

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"Why are you doing this? I have nothing against sex work qua sex work but streetwalking is, uh, dangerous."

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"...yeah, definitely dangerous. Less for me than most people, I patch up pretty fast, but...uh, I don't have enough subscribers to pay rent this month, so..."

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"Subscribers?"

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"I cut myself up and show the internet. People pay for it. Gotta use my special talents somehow."

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Giggle. "Selling your organs on the black market not working out?"

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"Nah, nobody wants to buy my organs. Who knows where they've been?"

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"People buy kidneys harvested from drunk Mardi Gras college students in New Orleans."

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"Maybe there's some hope for my weird spleen after all."

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"Perhaps! Mind, I have no idea how to get in touch with the black market."

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"...pretty sure if I ask somebody 'hey, how do I sell my infinite organs" I'll get kidnapped and chained up in a basement."

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"You're probably right!"

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"...anyway, yeah. That's my tragic hooker story."

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"Wanna crash at my place? My sister and I have a guest room. And we ran out of creepy rapist cereal last Tuesday."

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"...seriously?"

He looks a little wary immediately, looks her over in a different light.

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"No, creepy rapist cereal is not seriously a thing."

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"No, I mean...you'd do that?"

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"I have a spare room, you have a high factor..."

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He relaxes, just a little.

"That's pretty cool of you. I usually, uh, work from home, though..."

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"Does cutting yourself open on the internet usually get loud?"

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"Extremely. It's including but not limited to cutting myself."

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"Guess we'll have to figure something out for soundproofing, then."

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"...you're really serious about this, huh?"

He looks amazed.

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"Hey, I take my irresponsible spur-of-the-moment commitments seriously."

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