So, where am I?

You're a Miracle. You can probably do a Rainbolt impression. Especially since you studied geography and whatnot.

Okay, well, I'm trying. It looks vaguely like Central Asia, or maybe Middle East. But there aren't exactly convenient clues.

There aren't. Welcome to Generic Persian Plateau Wilderness.

It's dry and rocky and there are few plants and there is no sign of civilization in sight.

Gods. Good thing I can just decide to sweat less and stay on higher working temperature, if it comes down to being short on water.

Where are clothes when you need them.

Where's phone when you need it? (not that it would help, it's not like the Kingdom of Persia or whereever I am has a phone network compatible with French phones or covering this middle of nowhere)

Your phone is in your clothes.

Oops.

See how practical clothing is, even if your metabolism is adapted to "yes"? It's got pockets and shit. One of our best inventions, really.

Look, Earth, do y'all ever feel like being a Classical statue for a bit?

No.

Fine, no tools. Let's just walk across the boring arids at Miracle-pace, looking for civilization, edibles, water, and maybe something to save me from boredom while I'm at it.

The brave explorer of Earth will traverse semi-desert and discover more semi-desert. 

Wow, amazing!

So, I hate this place.

Anything to eat or drink, yet?

Well, there's mostly-dry grass. How do you feel about subsisting on cellulose and lignin? 

Even with how ridiculous we Miracles are, that wouldn't work.

Sucks to suck! Whoever designed your superpowers should have paid more attention to the second most important activity in the world - eating.

I am going to subsist on my own accumulated nutrients for a time. Good thing I bothered having a little bit of chubbiness! That was a choice, though not for this reason.

And I'm going to pass out for a bit because walking at Miracle-pace is a lot of energy, even if it doesn't feel like it.

Cool. Try not to die while asleep.

Wait, why do most of the animals here have sleep? It doesn't seem very adaptive to be completely and ridiculously vulnerable for an obligate regular period of the time compared to "somewhat more vulnerable all the time". 

Don't worry about it, Earth.

Okay.