pre-Epic Epic lands on Pelape
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"...how do you not have garbage?"

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" - I think it is hard to say how you do not have something."

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"...yeah, I guess. Uh, on any given day I might throw out food wrappers, packaging, swept-up dust and crumbs, tissues, worn-through socks..."

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"Food does not wrappers, socks does not wear through, packaging I don't know, tissues I don't know - I don't know those things, not I don't know how we throw out. We do not dust, crumbs go in a flower basket where they turn into food for flowers."

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"...huh. Not wrapping your food sounds inconvenient."

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"There are kinds of food that are not good to eat while flying, food gets everywhere? You eat it with -" dishes.

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"Dishes. But like, how do you get butter from cows to your house?"

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" - the kitchen has a big dish. You pour milk in from a -" pitcher - "and then you move it until butter. I think. I have not made butter."

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"...okay. How do you get milk from cows to your house."

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"A pitcher."

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"...I guess there aren't very many of you. Why don't your socks wear through, do you have magic socks?"

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"No? I don't think so. If they were not magic they would wear through?"

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"Yeah. The same way you can sand wood into a shape. - sawdust, do you not throw away sawdust? Or is that flower food too?"

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"I think flowerbeds can turn sawdust into flower food. I don't know, I do not sawdust either."

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"Gosh. An entirely refuse-free society. The government is going to be worried you'll think we're gross."

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"The colors thing is stupid but I don't care about the garbage. Maybe with magic you will not need garbage."

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"Maybe."

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"I don't know if you will need cops and soldiers."

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"Probably. They solve problems that are about how people act."

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"Would they have stopped the Valar being bad and evil because then maybe we need them too."

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"...I mean, they're not equipped to deal with magic people of any description. I guess if the Valar would obey laws then they could have made laws against what they did but they'd have a hard time arresting them if they didn't want to be arrested, probably."

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"The Valar make the laws."

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"Yeah, then cops and soldiers wouldn't help at all."

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"Then I am glad we don't have any."

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Snort.

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