"Oh! Goats don't have thumbs and they can't talk." 

"So if I cut out my slips' tongues and thumbs, it's fine for me to keep them?"

"Only if the same is true of you and a lich." 

"...Liches are undead. You can't just go giving them people."

"Okay, you and a stone giant." 

"Are you playing stupid on purpose?"

"Are you?"

Eyeroll. "I'm not the one trying to compare slips and people just because they both talk and have thumbs. Kobolds talk and have thumbs."

"You...realize there is a kobold delegate, right?"

"Sure, and there are slip delegates too, and the bird monster, and some Hellspawn. I'm not happy about any of that."

"Well, you should probably stop, it can't be good for your Good." 

"Stop... not wanting monsters to take over my government?"

Eyeroll. "You know, calling halflings monsters is a new one on me." 

"If they don't want to be called monsters maybe they shouldn't be stealing from me."

"Does that make you a monster for not wanting to belong to a stone giant?"

"I already own plenty of slips, and they're trying to take them away. I bet if you tried to take something from a stone giant they'd do a lot worse than call you names."

"I don't think being called names or worse by a stone giant would make me a monster. I think it'd make me a dashing adventurer." 

"Well, you can go try and steal from one and tell me how it works out for you."

"Or I could steal from you. If I vote to free all the slaves, does that make me a monster, by your lights?"

"It makes you a damn thief." Phrasing intentional.

Sporfle. "Quite the opposite. I'm Chaotic Good." 

"Pretty sure stealing is Evil, actually." 

"Trust me, if freeing slaves were evil, Andoran would've noticed by now."

Eyeroll. "Well, you can pack up and move to Andoran if you want. I'm staying somewhere where people care about the law."

"Even if the law says your slaves go free?"