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Ivan must be drunker than he thought he was. He could have sworn he knew his way around Vivienne's parents' house, since she wanted to introduce him last week and showed him the place, but maybe they have a... secret... upstairs... bar? where Vivienne's room is supposed to be? And most certainly was last time he checked? He's never going to find the sweater she sent him up looking for here, anyway. Why is there a secret upstairs bar in Vivienne's parents' house?
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isthisart
"I'm buying everybody a set of these, aren't I?"
"I want my own ones," Nika says. "But, I don't care if they're flimsies or not."
"Bar, if I could get a converter to put my electronic forms on a pen charger for her..."
Linya receives the requested object. She starts converting the electronic books. "Well, this is a day of uncharacteristic expenditure, but I'm pretty sure I should put it all in the 'investment' column."
"I want my own ones," Nika says. "But, I don't care if they're flimsies or not."
"Bar, if I could get a converter to put my electronic forms on a pen charger for her..."
Linya receives the requested object. She starts converting the electronic books. "Well, this is a day of uncharacteristic expenditure, but I'm pretty sure I should put it all in the 'investment' column."
thisvorlunatic
"I haven't demanded a set," her husband points out. "...Mostly because I'm assuming you'll share yours. You'll share yours, right?"
warpfairy
"The upstairs contingent will have a lot to catch up with," says Isabella, picking up her introductory hard copy.
thisvorlunatic
"Very true," says Grownup Miles. "Miles-Five, are you ever going to come back here? You have a game of Strat-O to lose."
"I'm going, I'm going," says Little Miles. "Bring my books."
"I'm going, I'm going," says Little Miles. "Bring my books."
isthisart
When the books are converted, Linya loads up a pen for Nika and sends the lot of them to Grownup Miles. Soon all three of her are reading about runecasting.
middlingalong
Tiny Firebird Ivan shuffles over to his alt and squeezes in next to him on his bench and receives wordlessly solicited cuddles.
isthisart
Linya remembers to check Grownup Miles's bones.
"You're approaching human-normal bone strength range," she murmurs.
thisvorlunatic
He grins at her and goes right back to playing.
"That makes it my turn! After I win this game," says Little Miles.
"Oh, you are not gonna win this game."
"That makes it my turn! After I win this game," says Little Miles.
"Oh, you are not gonna win this game."
isthisart
"I fear that if the dosing waits for one game it will wait for another dozen. Did you ask Lalita how long it retains its characteristics?"
thisvorlunatic
"I'm not sure he knows," says Grownup Miles. "Let's not wait for the end of the game."
"Fine," huffs Little Miles. "But do the thing fast, I wanna go back to playing."
"Fine," huffs Little Miles. "But do the thing fast, I wanna go back to playing."
isthisart
Linya takes a baseline.
...She decides not to even try approaching Little Miles while Bothari is holding him.
...She decides not to even try approaching Little Miles while Bothari is holding him.
thisvorlunatic
Grownup Miles notices.
He gets out the remaining two doses, makes eye contact with Bothari to verify that he has permission to approach, and goes and gives dose number two to Little Miles. Then he sits back down and resumes playing.
He gets out the remaining two doses, makes eye contact with Bothari to verify that he has permission to approach, and goes and gives dose number two to Little Miles. Then he sits back down and resumes playing.
isthisart
And Linya takes periodic readings, but mostly reads about magic. She reads and understands faster than either of her alts, so she helps Nika here and there and between the two of them they average roughly Isabella's pace.
thisvorlunatic
There is much cheerful shouting from the Mileses.
"Can I have lots of food too?" asks Little Miles after about a game and a half.
"Can I have lots of food too?" asks Little Miles after about a game and a half.
middlingalong
"I don't," says Tiny Firebird Ivan, "really want to be a firebird." This after extensive silent leaning on his alt.
"Don't blame you," says Big Ivan. "Don't let your cousins give you any magic objects. Sounds like you get to be pretty much a normal human if you don't have one."
Tiny Firebird Ivan nods gravely.
"Don't blame you," says Big Ivan. "Don't let your cousins give you any magic objects. Sounds like you get to be pretty much a normal human if you don't have one."
Tiny Firebird Ivan nods gravely.
isthisart
"How would you not want to fly?" asks Nika. "You're a bird. Birds can fly. ...Bar we need a firebirds book too. And a unicorns book."
There are no published books about unicorns.
"Huh. Why not?"
Perhaps they are particularly uncommon.
"Huh. Okay, but we do need a firebirds book."
She gets her firebirds book.
"...And the whole rest of that series? Please Linyabel?"
"You aren't going to break my budget with an entire libraryful of books, little one."
"Okay so all of the series of the history of whatever."
Nika receives her requested books. And returns to incredulity at her cousin. "Why don't you want to fly?"
"I don't know, I just, I want to be a human," says Tiny Firebird Ivan.
There are no published books about unicorns.
"Huh. Why not?"
Perhaps they are particularly uncommon.
"Huh. Okay, but we do need a firebirds book."
She gets her firebirds book.
"...And the whole rest of that series? Please Linyabel?"
"You aren't going to break my budget with an entire libraryful of books, little one."
"Okay so all of the series of the history of whatever."
Nika receives her requested books. And returns to incredulity at her cousin. "Why don't you want to fly?"
"I don't know, I just, I want to be a human," says Tiny Firebird Ivan.
thisvorlunatic
"Well, you can be a human then," says Tiny Miles. "Even though birds are cool. Maybe we can get you a thing so that even if you get a magic thing on you by accident you won't turn into anything anyway. Bar, are there things like that?"
None that are mentioned in published books. If someone has privately invented it I would have no way to know.
"She says no," reports Nika, "at least not that she knows of."
"She says no," reports Nika, "at least not that she knows of."