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She shivers and giggles.

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My guards think I am taking unnecessary risks. 

 

 

How would you feel about it if I had them come and tie you up more thoroughly so I can have you without unnecessary risks?

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Oooh. Somebody's gotta mind the baby though.

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May I? He reaches for baby.

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It doesn't really work if you mind the baby either.

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I know. I can check who will be delighted about baby and not upset about orc.

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Okay! She kisses the baby and hands her over.

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And he goes and gives the guards instructions and finds someone who will be delighted about baby and not upset about orc and sends Beka the sight of babysitter cooing at baby and comes back.

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....awwww. 

 

Kiss.

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Kisses! Gosh! Weren't you gonna have me more tied up first?

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They're on their way. But you're right here and not assassinating me with your bare hands at all.

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Not even a little! Are there things I should do with my hands before I can't?

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Sure, he can guide her hands. Until the guards arrive, at which point he will stop that, that's a bit much to ask of them.

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She giggles. She is very obliging for the guards.

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They would probably not be all right with Macalaurë doing this if she were quietly crying or something, and also he wouldn't want to, but she is adorably happy, he can tell, he's reading her mind. 

 

Guards can shoo. He can return to kissing her. 

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Kisses are neat! Most of her previous sex partners have not bothered with them!

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Well, usually all we get are kisses so we do lots of kisses. And get creative with kisses! You can kiss most places.

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Eeeeee! She squirms a lot insofar as the ropes permit.

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Sending pretty tortured girls with beautiful singing voices who will be delighted about this: possibly the best thing the Enemy has done. Not that that's a high bar. It'll definitely come back to bite him but it's not doing that right now.

 

One way it could come back to bite him is if she's lying or deceived about whether she can be married but after careful (not very careful) consideration he goes ahead anyway.

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She is absolutely thrilled and still not married after that!

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He has never had anyone so absolutely thrilled! It's delightful! He's delighted! What a good utterly confusing event. What a good way to spend an afternoon. 

 

And maybe an evening if the baby'll take Elf food.

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The baby is not picky and will bite arbitrary nutritive (or non-nutritive) objects.

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Oh good. Then he will get lots and lots of time to enjoy Melkor's baffling delightful present.

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Yay!

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