"Kinda clinical yeah."

"And she's too Catholic to just go around having fun until a sufficiently kinky me turns up somewhere in the multiverse. ...'too Catholic' is actually a lot of the problem here, I can do either 'sincerely believes one shouldn't refuse their husband anything' or 'into some extreme stuff' but both is scary."

"What does Catholic mean?"

"It's a religion - does Amenta have those -"

"Yeah but I think not the same."

"Earth ones are often variants on 'there is a God, but he doesn't do things that would make that obvious, but if you do what he says then you'll go somewhere nice when you die'."

"That would make getting resurrected kind of weird, wouldn't it?"

"The one that we got back so far decided she'd probably forgotten being in the afterlife."

Snort.

"Anyway, it is very mean to resurrect a Rebecca without planning to marry her that very week, because Catholicism prohbits extramarital sex, and we'd like to get them all back now so the Catherines can grow up together - apparently Catherines get along splendidly with themselves -"

"Wow the extramarital sex thing must be rough. She didn't marry her version of orange boy, did she?"

"I think she wouldn't have had much choice about if if he'd been the same religion and wanted to but he's a different one so she was just supposed to go be celibate forever."

"That's awful."

"Yep!"

"Okay so you wanna resurrect her and get married but you're scared 'cause..."

"Because I don't know, 'married and believes you can never ever leave a marriage' and 'outrageously low expectations' seem like a bad starting point for having, like, a kinky power imbalance as opposed to just a shitty one?"

"...why?"

"I feel like it'd be harder to notice if something isn't working if you have never ever encountered the working version of the thing."

"Uh. Get her to make friends with more people from Kinkland?"

" - that would probably help, yeah."

"And you're the mindreading kinda Elf, right?"

"Rebecca didn't think she'd mind but I didn't want to count on that."

"I think it sounds sweet."

"That's helpful. Thank you."

"You're welcome!"