And then they steal back into their room, and Ivan makes friends with the fur, and they get some sleep.
Miles wakes up the next morning thoroughly blanketed by the affectionate fur. It doesn't snuggle, it strangles. And purrs the whole time, the vicious, cuddly assassin...
Ivan, toothbrush sticking out of the corner of his mouth rather jauntily, remarks, "'t likes 'oo." He pets its corner. "Soft, innit, you want to rub it all over your skin."
Miles squirms free of the fuzz at least far enough to growl, "Not an image I needed, Ivan." With some effort, he disentangles himself the rest of the way, and leaves the fur piled on his bed while he dresses and showers and generally makes ready for his day.
They go to the little room where Miles does Ivan's job.
And then Miles is paged to Galeni's office, half an hour after their shift begins.
Miles would in fact rather have an acute osteo-inflammatory attack right there in Galeni's office, but he stays politely sat.
"Sir, Commander Quinn called me in to handle this situation yesterday afternoon because I was the closest ranking Dendarii officer. It was a sound decision on her part. People could have died or been gravely injured without my intervention. I must apologize for my actions, but I cannot regret them."
"Oh, Lieutenant, an apology will hardly do this incident justice. You have apparently managed to teleport, AWOL, unguarded in defiance of standing orders. I have been deprived by a margin of seconds of the opportunity to inquire of headquarters where I ought to ship your barbecued corpse. And this left no ripple in my security records, this after I thought I put the fear of God into them following the incident with Lady Vorkosigan. No, Lieutenant, an apology will not suffice."
"I... was not unguarded, sir," he says. "Commander Quinn met me at the scene."
"I... left in a group of guests departing the reception through the main public entrance. Since I was not in my Barrayaran uniform, the guards assumed I was a member of the group." There. Fully true, and without bringing Ivan into it at all.
Miles doesn't actually know how Ivan diddled security to get him back in last night, or he'd try to come up with a carefully true explanation for that too. Fuck.
"Everything Ivan did was done at my command. The responsibility is therefore also mine. I can produce a complete and accurate report of how I penetrated your security net, and I will, if you agree that no charges will fall on him."
"Um. It... had slipped my mind," Miles admits. (It's Ivan.)
"Yes, sir. I... had planned at first to be gone only as long as it took to deal with the immediate crisis, but then Admiral Naismith's duties—" He cuts himself off with a shake of his head. "Anyway. I came to the decision that I should return openly, but when I did get back and he'd gone to all that trouble, it seemed ungrateful..."