"Some bodyguard," Miles grumbles. "You couldn't have headed off that interviewer?"
"I'd've sprung into action if she'd tried to shoot you. Anyway, I couldn't deflect her very well not knowing myself what was going on."
"But you're far more photogenic. Taller, prettier, less on fire... you'd have improved the fleet's image considerably."
"I trip over my tongue in front of holovids. You did very nicely, anyway."
"Of course I did nicely. I'd just rather that instead of doing nicely I could have made my escape and let that constable talk me up. He seemed at least mildly impressed with my conjuror's tricks, pulling four penitent privates out of a belligerent drunken hat, and then rescuing the woman from the leaping flames as an encore..."
"There you go, you were the dashing hero, the media wasn't interested in me - God, you came out of that building on fire, Miles..."
He perks up slightly. "You saw that? Did it look good in the holovid?"
"It looked terrifying in a holovid, I'm surprised you're not all over third-degree burns."
But there's not much he can do about it, short of infiltrating the news network and destroying all copies of the vid file, and he feels that would be ultimately counterproductive. Not that it doesn't tempt him.
Topside, the fleet surgeon treats his burns and bruises and scrapes, hands him a bottle of pain medication, and diagnoses his aching back as a case of pulled muscles. Miles lies to her about how long he plans to lie down for, and escapes immediately to go talk to the fleet finance officer while the trailing end of his adrenaline high has not quite dissipated.
Lieutenant Bone is very excited to see him, until she takes in his appearance and realizes he's not there bearing the crucial credit transfer at last. They settle in for a chat.
Miles listens to her explanation of fleet finances and how the credit cards ended up refused; it turns out, not surprisingly, that Private Danio is an idiot. The credit account for personnel on leave is designed to be accessed only through Fleet Central Accounting, and kept near-empty most of the time until a bill comes round and Fleet Central Accounting must dole out enough funds to cover it. Private Danio's card having gone straight for the empty credit account by number, it naturally bounced. In fact, Lieutenant Bone explains, she does the same thing for all the fleet's credit accounts, and thereby frees up their liquid assets to be circulated in local markets and generate some interest while the fleet is docked anywhere with a financial net to speak of. Miles commends her good sense.
"And how are the odd jobs coming along?" he asks.
"Well, we bounced back up over the minimum threshold in the investment account this morning... it's a decent effort, but it's not enough, sir, and that's a fact. You told me fourteen days ago that we'd have our funds in ten days. Then four days ago you said it would be another ten. Our reserve funds are swirling down the drain; I don't know if we can keep going much longer." She hesitates. "But I think I have an idea..."
"Go on," says Miles, leaning forward.
"If we went to a major bank and got a short-term loan against some major capital equipment - the Triumph, say - well, we might have to brush a few things under the rug to slide it past them, but once we had the money it would be real money. You'd have to sign for it, of course, as senior corporation officer."
Miles contemplates this. The flagship on which they sit is technically owned by Commodore Tung, but Commodore Tung is on leave. They could have the whole thing settled by the time he gets back. Well, they could.
"Do it," he says. "Make an appointment. Whatever you need."
"Yes, sir," she says; he can see the positive effect that a concrete plan is having on her posture and demeanour already. Miles hauls himself out of his chair and limps off down the corridor in search of a shower.
The shower is restorative, but also gives him an unhealthy amount of time to think about potential consequences of the day's events. He abandons the scorched and foam-flecked uniform, dons a fresh one, and goes looking for Elli to face the unhappy task of taking a shuttle back downside and limping into the embassy. No doubt Captain Galeni has a special glare prepared. Miles cannot regret his effect on the situation at the wineshop, but he does very much regret getting his face splashed across the news. What the hell is he going to do to keep Admiral Naismith and Lord Vorkosigan separate now?
What is he going to do if Linya asks him about the short Betan mercenary who saved a woman from a fire accidentally started by his own subordinates?
Maybe she won't ask him. Maybe she will figure this falls under things she isn't supposed to know about. Which would be practically as good as openly admitting to her that Admiral Naismith and Lord Vorkosigan are one and the same. But at least it wouldn't end in lying to her face, which is the only thing he can honourably imagine doing if she asked him straight out, God help him...
By the time he locates Commander Quinn he is looking distinctly frazzled.
"We'd best hustle," opines Elli. "How long do you think your cousin can cover for you back at the embassy?"
"Damned if I know," says Miles. "God, Quinn, what am I going to say to my wife...? You fly the shuttle, I'm on pain meds."
Elli flies the shuttle. "Hell if I know, all I know about your wife is that she exists and does the pens - is she - good God, Miles, are you running around Naismithing behind her back while she's on this planet?"
"She's not cleared," he says plaintively. "And she's here on a business trip. And I'm on the fucking news. I'd almost rather that interviewer had been shooting at me."
"Well, there goes the possibility of hitting her up for our money, I suppose, unless she'd loan you a few million marks without wondering what they could possibly be for. Does she watch the news?"
"I'm not sure." He brightens. "Maybe she doesn't. I hope she doesn't."
"So maybe you're safe. Well, for now. If she does, though - well. I haven't met her. I'd be pissed off to boil kettles from meters away, though. Get her flowers? Pretend they're for no-occasion if it turns out she hotels under a rock?"
"It would take a space yacht to expiate my guilt," Miles says glumly. "Two space yachts. And she could afford them better than I can."
"I'm not sure what she likes, to be honest. Holo-pens... neuroscientists... me, inexplicably..."
"She makes her own pens, you she's got locked down until you get shot at too enthusiastically, is she short on the neuroscientists?"
"No. She's in the neighbourhood to visit one, actually. Buttering him up to try to import him as far as Komarr - he gets loathsomely jump-sick."
"Well, then. Flowers. Or other purposeless luxury items, I suppose, unless she despises them on principle. I wouldn't trust your taste in clothes, nor considering where she's from mine relative to her judgment."