"Of all my complaints about Naismith, his competence has certainly never been one of them. Quite the opposite - I wouldn't be so bloody jealous if he wasn't good at his job. As far as I know, you run no more risk in going with a Dendarii ship than you do with any other bidder, and less than with the average unknown mercenary."
"Right then." She sighs heavily. "Do you want me to stay or get out of your hair?"
Miles sighs, too. "Much as I love you - I'd rather you went off to do Linya things while I stomp and yell and tear my hair out. There's no need for you to share my misery."
She bends to kiss him on the forehead and give his hair a brief pet, and then leaves him be.
Nothing, nothing, nothing. Not a damn thing.
Linya stays gone, except for a brief note to the effect that she thinks she has managed to deter the reporter.
And on day three, Elli calls in. "Captain Thorne," she reports, "has been offered a fascinating contract for the Dendarii, to the tune of a hundred thousand Betan dollars, cash, untraceable."
"...Did I not tell you to stay away from illegal jobs? I distinctly recall telling you to stay away from illegal jobs. Did Thorne not get this memo?"
Elli giggles. "I think you'll like this one enough to make an exception, though. It's a kidnapping."
"But Miles," purrs Elli. "Our mysterious and wealthy strangers want to hire Admiral Naismith to kidnap Lord Miles Vorkosigan from the Barrayaran embassy."
"All right," he says, "I think odds are high that someone is trying to set a trap for someone, somehow, and I would dearly love to know who, who, and why. So let's find out. Take the job. I'll work out the details."
And then he joins the expedition to deliver himself to the unknown buyer. If only he had a spare Miles around, so Naismith could be present for the operation - alas, he has to dress the part of Vorkosigan and then get his underlings to haul him to the rendezvous.
"This has got to be a trap," frets Ivan. He looks rather fetching in his Dendarii outfit, twin to Elli who's sitting on Miles's other side.
"Of course it's a trap. I thought I made that clear. The objective is to find out who set the trap, and who they are hoping to catch."
"You, I assume. Maybe they want to ransom you. Or it's Cetagandans who want to get Naismith in trouble with Barrayar in case we've got a better shot at snuffing the slippery little spook."
"Slipperiest little spook around," Miles agrees cheerfully. "Maybe it's Galeni screwing around with me from wherever he ran off to with my money. Maybe it's you, trying to scrape me off your hands so you can go back to getting cultured in peace."
Elli looks sharply at the two of them, not familiar enough with the cousinly dynamic to confidently interpret that as a joke.
"The only thing we can be sure of is that it's not a Cetagandan assassination attempt. If they think I'm two separate people, they don't expect the one they want to kill to show up at the rendezvous at all; if they don't, they would not for a planet made of solid gold pass up the opportunity to raise an enormous stink about what the Dendarii have been up to for the past seven years."
"Yeah, I can see the pissed off ambassador strutting around now. 'We gave him a flower of the Cetagandan Empire and he turned around and did this!'"
"Exactly," he says, less happily than he usually says things when his wife has been recently mentioned.