This, needless to say, gets him a great deal of attention. He follows up with the same explanation he gave Ivan and Vorob'yev, rephrased and elaborated somewhat to include more detail and less colour commentary. When the aggregate curiosity of a few dozen delegates has been satisfied, he lowers his voice slightly to resume private conversation with Mia.
"Did you have any luck with that little research question I posed to you last night? I, uh... don't think this is the time or place to discuss it, but..." he would very much like to know if her answer will contain the words 'seal of the Star Creche'.
And then back home they go.
On the one hand, he doesn't think he'll have to cut the bloody things off just to get out of them. On the other hand, that means that the best method for removing them is to brace himself on a couch in his personal suite and enlist Ivan to—
"Pull."
"Later. I am not going to let that butcher of a physician dissect my best boots. Pull," he says firmly.
Then he smiles slightly. "You know, you're not going to be able to get the other one off without me."
"Give what?" he asks, one last halfhearted stab at pretending innocence.
"Knowing your usual humor, I'd have thought you'd be as amused by the idea of an extra corpse in the funeral chamber as Vorob'yev was, but you came back looking like you'd just seen your grandfather's ghost."
"The ba had cut its throat," he says, recalling the image vividly. "It was a messy scene."
"Messier, but no stranger. You'd have twitched too. We met the ba yesterday, you and I. You wrestled with it in the personnel pod."
Ivan shoots a look at the drawer containing the sparkle stick. "That does it. We've got to report this to Vorob'yev."
"If it was the same ba," he says, theorizing on the spot in the interests of keeping Ivan on board with secrecy. "For all I know, the Cetagandans clone their servants in batches, and the one we saw yesterday was this one's twin or something."
"I don't know, but I know where I can find out. Just let me have one more pass at this, before I send up the flag, please? I've asked Mia Maz from the Vervani embassy to stop in and see me. If you wait... I'll let you sit in," he offers.
"Boot!" he prompts, hoping to make the most of Ivan's distraction.
"All right, but after we talk to her, we report to ImpSec."