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"...What, never? I am fairly certain that wolves and bears and so on all exist."

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"Yes," he says. "Both of those sorts of things live in this very forest, in fact, although not a lot of either. You might have noticed that none of them have ever eaten you. Wolves and bears don't usually bother people unless the people bother them first, or unless they are unusually hungry and there's absolutely nothing else around to eat. From a wolf's perspective, people are mysterious and best avoided. Now, sheep, wolves will happily eat sheep all day long if they can get at them. But babies are much harder to get to, since they tend to be kept indoors or at minimum accompanied by other, bigger people."

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"They couldn't get in the tower to eat me," explains Rapunzel.

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"Yes. And they can't get into people's houses to eat their children, either. In fact, I only think I've ever heard of one bear so much as entering a village at all, and it didn't eat any children. An incredible amount of fruitcake, I'm told, but no children."

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"They were having a fair," he adds, "which is why there was so much fruitcake to be had in the first place."

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"Did they have to run away from the bear to let it have the fruitcake so it wouldn't hurt them?"

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"Well, they kept out of its way, but I gather it didn't seem aggressive so much as hungry and confused. It had its fruitcake, took a nap, and then wandered back into the forest. Not that exciting, all in all."

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"I don't think wolves are as omnivorous as bears though."

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"True. Like I said, they can be pests when it comes to sheep. But they don't even try to eat people unless they're already starving, and that's rare."

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"Okay."

She's not sure she believes him, but she doesn't have the material to construct another probing argument.
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"I used to be pretty scared of the world, myself," he remarks. "But once I really got out there, I found out that even the scariest things weren't as scary as they used to seem. Maybe it's different for you, though. You don't seem like you'd enjoy living the way I do. I don't get to bake nearly as many muffins as I might if I settled down in one place with a reasonably honest job."

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"I'm disinclined to spend my time stealing teacups, there is that. Even if it is socially acceptable to complain about it."

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"There's other things you could do. But I don't know if you'd like them more than you like staying in your tower designing berry bags for owls."

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"I don't - accessorize owls."

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"I figured. But it's fun to imagine you do."

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"Why are you imagining anything about what I do?"

She's still afraid - although less like she thinks he's going to physically attack her.
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He shrugs. "Well, you won't tell me what you do do, and I don't want to pry. So I think up something that I know isn't true, but that sounds funny, and then you aren't giving anything away if you disagree."

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"So that's why you're a flying forest hermit who talks to squirrels and accessorizes owls." He pauses consideringly, then adds, "That and also I'm very silly."

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"I can see that."

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"Are you about ready to go? You really can't be here."

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"You keep saying that," he says. "I suppose there's no point asking why, hmm? All right."

He gets up and goes over to the window and leans out and looks down.

"...Are you sure you don't want a crown? Well, no, maybe I'll come up with some scheme or other to get it back where it came from."
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"I couldn't explain where I got it. Leave it with someone honest who ever leaves their house, I guess."

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