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<Yep!>

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Pet pet pet pet!

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Trouble has soft pettable feathers. And he coos a lot. <Aww, snuggly,> he says happily.

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"You're the best pigeon."

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<You are pretty great yourself!>

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"Yeah, but I'm not a pigeon. I'm completely not thinking of any good talking pigeon names, by the way."

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<How about bad talking pigeon names?>

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"Iago."

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<...That's kind of brilliant, I love you,> he giggles.

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"You're a very forward talking pigeon, Iago."

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<Yeah, well, you're just really lovable.>

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Pet pet. "And here I thought all the birds just put up with me for my bread."

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<I can get bread lots of places, but only one of them comes with such adorable chattering.>

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"Oh my god, a person has been listening to me talk about random crap, that's actually kind of embarrassing."

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<Awwwwwww, but it's so great,> he says, cooing. <You're so great.>

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"You are a very flattering talking pigeon. I bet you get all the talking pigeon girls."

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He giggles. <How do you know the talking pigeon girls are who I'm after?>

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"Who else? Talking kittycat girls? Like the ones at anime conventions!"

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<I'm an extremely bisexual talking pigeon, is what I'm trying to get at here,> he snorts.

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"A bisexual talking pigeon. Extremely, even. Well, sure, but are the boy talking pigeons as susceptible to flattery?"

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<I get as many boy talking pigeons as I do girl ones!>

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"How many talking pigeons are there, anyhow?"

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<Some. Maybe just one,> he says. <Maybe I'm lonely and have imaginary friends. Or maybe I'm in hiding and can't talk about who I know in case you get grabbed by an evil cult that's interested in talking pigeons.>

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"Evil anti talking pigeon cult. So is this the part where tomorrow I meet a talking raven that tells me you're up to no good and then I have to choose sides and find a magic sword and fulfill a prophecy? Because I'm so there, let's do it."

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He giggles. <Sorry, I'm all out of magic swords,> he says, peck-nibbling her fingers affectionately.

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