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<What's there not to get? I heard you talking to pigeons and I kinda fell in love a little and now I wanna be your friend.>

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"That is not normal. But I guess neither is turning into animals."

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<Oh, I've never been normal,> he says, purring contentedly.

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Pet snuggle pet pet he is the snuggliest kitty. "There you go, then, that's probably why you get to magically turn into animals and I don't."

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Purr snuggle snuggle purr.

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Snugs. "What do talking animal buddies do? Do I present you to Mom and Dad and say you followed me home, can I keep you?"

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He giggles. <Nah. I have to sleep as a human, so that could get awkward. But we can hang out and you can pet me, that seems to be working out really well.>

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"You are super soft, you are the softest cat, talking or otherwise."

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<I am! I made this kitty shape specifically to be really soft and fluffy and pettable. I think I did a pretty good job.>

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"You made it? How do you make shapes? Eye of newt, toe of frog, three tablespoons laundry detergent and a mermaid's tear, salt to taste?"

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<Mysterious shapeshifter things,> he says, mysteriously. <But no newts were harmed in the making of this kitty, I can tell you that much.>

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"That's good. Newts aren't cute or soft but they should keep their toes. Eyes, I mean. Toes too, eyes more importantly."

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<I have never deprived a newt of any of its parts!> he promises.

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"Good kitty."

Snugglllllle. She is even snugglier than she looks.
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So snuggly. Best Rhea. Purr purr.

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"You're purring. Like a real cat," she giggles.

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<A real cat who loooooooves you,> he says, continuing to purr.

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"Awwwwwwww. Are you sure I can't keep you? Mom and Dad said I could have a cat."

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<I'd have to turn back human and sleep in your bed every night and somebody would probably notice,> he says. <Also, given the option, I'm not gonna go to the bathroom in a litterbox.>

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"It's not like I sleep in my bed. I have a hammock," she explains, waving a foot at her hammock. (Her arms are occupied. With snuggling.) "But fair enough about the litterbox thing."

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<Yeah, I saw the hammock. And your bed is way too tidy to be slept in, I bet you don't even make out on it.>

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She snorts. "With who?"

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<I dunno!>

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"But yeah, mostly it's just for sitting, I used to have stuffed animals heaped on it but I gave them to my little cousins."

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<You're really cute,> he says happily.

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