<What's there not to get? I heard you talking to pigeons and I kinda fell in love a little and now I wanna be your friend.>
Pet snuggle pet pet he is the snuggliest kitty. "There you go, then, that's probably why you get to magically turn into animals and I don't."
Snugs. "What do talking animal buddies do? Do I present you to Mom and Dad and say you followed me home, can I keep you?"
He giggles. <Nah. I have to sleep as a human, so that could get awkward. But we can hang out and you can pet me, that seems to be working out really well.>
<I am! I made this kitty shape specifically to be really soft and fluffy and pettable. I think I did a pretty good job.>
"You made it? How do you make shapes? Eye of newt, toe of frog, three tablespoons laundry detergent and a mermaid's tear, salt to taste?"
<Mysterious shapeshifter things,> he says, mysteriously. <But no newts were harmed in the making of this kitty, I can tell you that much.>
"That's good. Newts aren't cute or soft but they should keep their toes. Eyes, I mean. Toes too, eyes more importantly."
<I'd have to turn back human and sleep in your bed every night and somebody would probably notice,> he says. <Also, given the option, I'm not gonna go to the bathroom in a litterbox.>
"It's not like I sleep in my bed. I have a hammock," she explains, waving a foot at her hammock. (Her arms are occupied. With snuggling.) "But fair enough about the litterbox thing."
<Yeah, I saw the hammock. And your bed is way too tidy to be slept in, I bet you don't even make out on it.>
"But yeah, mostly it's just for sitting, I used to have stuffed animals heaped on it but I gave them to my little cousins."