"Please stop following me," she says. The kid hasn't listened so far, but hope springs eternal, right?
"Maaaaah." He sits up. "I'll gut your stupid fish, give me a minute."
He wobbles off towards the river and comes back a few minutes later. He cleans the fish with the practiced ease of a coastdweller, then performs the arcane processes of cooking them.
"Herbalist's training, orphanhood, and a strong stomach." He pokes a filet. "The herbalism meant I didn't have to survive on grilled rabbits, cook actual food instead. The orphan thing meant nobody was going to cook for me, so I'd better learn. And the strong stomach meant I could keep down what I'd fucked up."
"Never knew 'em. I was raised by a witch. Hence the herbalism."
"I should damn well hope so, with the hole I put in her head. But, you know. She did the cooking. So I learned to do my own."
"Why did you think I knew how old you are? It was an estimate! You're a teenager and I'm not yet!"
"...how many winters ago did you kill your foster witch."
"That's not math, that's counting," she says, as she tries to process the concept of a child four years younger than this already tiny child putting a rock through his caretaker's skull, presumably under threat of death.
Fish!
"So how'd your parents die?" he asks. "Since you got my sob story."
"Basic context clues? Your voice did a thing when you were asking about mine."
"Yes. I... thought I couldn't. Because they'd killed Father, and, and he knew what he was doing with a sword."
"Kind of looked like you knew what you were doing with a sword. Back there, with the chimera. And I don't think orcs have bullet-proof hides."