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no not that iomedae. i mean like cosmically kind of the same iomedae but they're different iomedaes
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"Maaaaah." He sits up. "I'll gut your stupid fish, give me a minute."

He wobbles off towards the river and comes back a few minutes later. He cleans the fish with the practiced ease of a coastdweller, then performs the arcane processes of cooking them.

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"How did you get so good at cooking, anyway?"

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"Herbalist's training, orphanhood, and a strong stomach." He pokes a filet. "The herbalism meant I didn't have to survive on grilled rabbits, cook actual food instead. The orphan thing meant nobody was going to cook for me, so I'd better learn. And the strong stomach meant I could keep down what I'd fucked up."

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"When did your parents die?" Arrobeða asks.

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"Never knew 'em. I was raised by a witch. Hence the herbalism."

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"And she died as well?"

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"I should damn well hope so, with the hole I put in her head. But, you know. She did the cooking. So I learned to do my own."

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Timelines, timelines...

"How old were you?"

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"I would love for you to tell me how I should know."

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"You said I was four years older than you."

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"Why did you think I knew how old you are? It was an estimate! You're a teenager and I'm not yet!"

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"...how many winters ago did you kill your foster witch."

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"Ech. Math. ..............four? I think four."

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"That's not math, that's counting," she says, as she tries to process the concept of a child four years younger than this already tiny child putting a rock through his caretaker's skull, presumably under threat of death.

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"Makes my head hurt either way. Have some fish."

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Fish.

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Fish!

"So how'd your parents die?" he asks. "Since you got my sob story."

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"How. Did you know that."

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"Basic context clues? Your voice did a thing when you were asking about mine."

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"Orcs. Um. Six months ago."

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"Shame," Aḥyl says. "Did you kill the orcs?"

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"I was away. In the city. By the time I got back..."

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"Do you want to kill the orcs?"

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"Yes. I... thought I couldn't. Because they'd killed Father, and, and he knew what he was doing with a sword."

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"Kind of looked like you knew what you were doing with a sword. Back there, with the chimera. And I don't think orcs have bullet-proof hides."

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