Bella is catching up on emails. It amuses her to agree to play the role of royalty at this random Renaissance faire that had the audacity to ask her if she'd be so kind to guest-star for a day, so she's telling them she'll do it presuming no emergencies come up and they don't give her excessively absurd lines to say.
[Soooo, you're not busy, are you?] asks Ripper. He sounds very amused about something.
[Yeah, I torched. I'm fine. Aianon decided to give me some sexy nightmares, that's all. Does minting go away when you torch? That sounds inconvenient.]
[You can stick properties onto torching with evils, and take them off the same way, but those are also what I need to resurrect people if I don't want to wait for a batch, so even when I add new tweaks to my own powers I wait until I have a bunch of them lined up and get them all with one evil instead of doing it piecemeal, since I have hexes coming in more regularly.]
[Do I want to know what exactly torched you?]
[Aianon has sharp parts,] he says merrily, still kissing her. [He likes to menace me with them. I like to be menaced. It's a good arrangement.]
[So basically the photo shoot but with less giggling, more blood.]
He hugs her and nibbles on her neck. (The fact that she is currently a mint-flavoured mint is still adorable.)
[So I'm going to go play the part of the queen at a renaissance faire that thought it would be fun to ask me just in case, and I told them I'd do it for a day if they didn't give me silly lines and I could bail in case of emergency.]
[Yeah. What do you think, will Queenie make me a pretty Renfest dress?]
[That's not even a question. The question is, can I have sex with you in your pretty Renfest dress?]