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Harley is laughing too hard to help intimidate the dragon.

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"I'm a Snowfort Prince! Smart dragons don't even let me talk to them, they're already dead when I get there," asserts Zeus.

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"It's true!" Harley agrees. "He's already killed, like, a million more dragons!"

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"A billion!" corrects Zeus. "And that's not counting the smart ones! This dragon here must be really dumb," Zeus adds to Harley.

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"Yeah," snorts Harley. "The dumb ones are easiest."

And he runs up to the side of the house and shouts, "BOO!" and then dusts off his hands ceremoniously.
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"Is it dead?" asks Zeus skeptically.

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"Yeah, look at it," shrugs Harley. "You see it moving?"

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"Maybe it's asleep," says Zeus. "Maybe it's in a coma!"

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"Hey, if we scared it into a coma, I think that's good enough," says Harley.

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"It could wake up, and then my mom would be in it," says Zeus suspiciously. "It'd have her hostage!"

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"Your mom sounds like she knows how to handle dragons," says Harley.

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"Yeah, maybe. Okay, let's go make a village for around the fort," says Zeus, and he wades off through the snow to start making snow houses around the base of the existing construction.

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Snow houses! Harley cheerfully assists him in this noble endeavour.

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Houses houses. "D'you know how long the Coven's going to be here?"

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"Nah," he shrugs.

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"My dad used to move around with the Coven but he stopped after he met Mom."

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"Did your mom not like it?"

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"Yeah. We travel plenty, just we always come back to the same place." He gestures at the slain dragon.

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"Elsie goes around with the Coven," says Harley. "And sometimes she takes me places where they aren't, and then we go back again. I like it, it's fun."

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"Mom and Dad met at Burning Man and now we all go every year."

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"What's Burning Man?"

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"It's a bunch of people and art and stuff in a kind of a dust desert! It's fun and nobody cares if you run around naked."

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"Cool!" says Harley. "That sounds awesome, I wanna go to it."

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"You should totally come! It's in summertime. You'd have to get Princess Elspeth to take you though."

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"She would, I bet! She takes me places a lot!"

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