She's up a bit later, reading ahead in Intro to Psychology for Subtle Artists, and Miki, the other nice girl from the end of the hall, drops by to chat. She wants to know if Bella wants to go to the elementalism club with her, on the grounds that Bella was in AP magic classes in high school.
"I have a six-course load this semester," Bella apologizes. "Even if my lab is only once a week and Basic Knife doesn't exactly give homework, I don't think I want to commit to any clubs while I'm still settling in. Maybe in the spring."
Miki titters.
"Will do," promises Bella. She even writes this down.
"I'm not kidding about needing the boots," Bella says. "I was exempted from high school melee because I was a lawsuit liability. My knife is enchanted not to cut me, but that won't stop me from getting a serious bruise when I fall on it or accidentally fling it into my forehead. Basic Knife is a joke, but I'm not equipped to do anything with a sharp object other than standup comedy, you know?"
"The first thing she ever said to me was - well, no," he amends, "the first thing she said to me was 'Fucktoy! Catch!' The second thing was 'And here I thought you'd be a solution to all those regulations against killing students for effect.' She's been doing her damnedest to send me back to my garden ever since."
"Okay, that would be inconvenient, I imagine, but it wouldn't be killing you in the ways that most matter. Isn't it a rule that teachers have to use formal address? I've been called Ms. Swan so many times in the last couple of days that I keep expecting to sprout wings and fly."
"She's good at her job and her way of being good at her job involves verbal abuse and the next step down from death threats?"
"I can live without finding out what repulsive nickname she'd give me and worrying if my parents are going to spend the rest of their lives in debt to the friendly neighborhood clerics trying to get me rezzed," Bella says.
"Yeah, I don't want people to try to kill me. I want to live."
"Except," says Bella, "that I am an embarrassment with weaponry. I'd be much better off taking Arcane Self Defense, which I might actually do. Or learning to teek or pyro, like, at all."