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"I'd call you an asshole but you're not even doing that right," snarls the operator of the glorious cock, and he shoves past Celo to exit the kitchen.

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Celo snorts.

He checks the cookies.

He determines that they are not quite ready and sets the timer for another two minutes.
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"Does that happen a lot?" Bella asks.

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"What, people whining when I've got something better to do than bend over for 'em? Yeah," he shrugs.

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"...Okay, well, if you ever need an RA gotten, I'll be able to hear you if you think about me really hard and I'm not more than a hallway away at the time."

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"Thanks," he says, with a surprised smile.

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She shrugs. "I don't know how much help they'll be. I think it might be considered legally impossible to sexually assault a nymph?" She's not sure, but this sounds right; she scratches her head.

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"Yep," says Celo. "Turns out keeping one chained in your basement is blasphemy, though."

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...Bella blinks.

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He checks on the cookies again and pulls them out of the oven with his bare hands, then heals himself as soon as he's set the baking sheet on top of the stove.

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"...Why did you not use oven mitts?" Bella asks. "Or at least a dishtowel, there's one right over there."

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"No point," he says. "Didn't hurt that much, barely had time to blister."

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"If I tried to do that I'd drop the cookies," Bella says. "Even though you can heal yourself whenever it's a weird thing to do."

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"I can heal myself whenever," says Celo. "Which makes me more casual about injury, which makes me more casual about pain because I'm more used to it, which makes me more casual about injury... get the idea?"

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"I guess you could build up a decent pain tolerance that way," says Bella dubiously. "But the dishtowel is right there."

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"I don't care about the dishtowel," says Celo. "The dishtowel is a solution to a problem I don't have."

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"Okay then. Can I have a cookie?"

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"Wait'll they're cool," he says, smiling crookedly, "you'll burn yourself."

And he starts laying out the next batch on the baking sheet.
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"Cooler, sure, but cookies are best still warm, I think."

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"Very true," he agrees. "But I better check to make sure they won't burn ya."

He grabs a cookie off the tray and pops it in his mouth, closing his eyes and doing a little wriggle of happiness while he chews.

"Perfect," he announces, wiping a smear of chocolate from the corner of his mouth and licking it off his fingers, then collecting the rest of the cookies onto a plate. "Help yourself."
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Bella stares intently at a cookie for a moment, then gives up and picks it up. "I have," she sighs, "no talent to speak of at telekinesis. Professor Winters thinks I might be able to get a little bit, but I sure don't have any now." She bites her untelekinetically retrieved cookie.

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Celo laughs.

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Bella eats her cookie. This is good, she comments with her mouth full.

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"Damn skippy," he says with evident satisfaction.

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She giggles and takes another one.

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