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"I'm assuming whatever those are, they work for Golden, but can I hear the terms anyway in case my situation is importantly different somehow?"

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"Mmm, pretty much: don't chase me around with quotas or check up on me every five minutes to make sure I haven't murdered anybody, and I'll give you lots of coins when you want 'em."

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"Are you going to murder anybody, I can't really approve of you murdering anybody," Pattern says.

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She rolls her eyes. "Sweetie, I know that. There are probably rocks that know that. Us retired Jokers," she snuggles the other example some more, "we don't make trouble unless somebody's trying to force us not to."

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"How likely are you to attract attention from someone besides me who will hope to force you not to make trouble?"

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"Is there anybody besides you who's got a shot in hell at doing it?"

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"At succeeding, no, at trying hard enough that you'd have to do something regrettable to be not-forced, I don't know, that seems like it would depend on your style."

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"Tell you what," she says, "if I run into anybody like that, I'll let you handle 'em."

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"That sounds workable, then."

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She beams.

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Golden wanders thisaway. "Job interview?" she inquires.

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"Have you already been warned about your world's little bat infestation?"

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Queenie giggles.

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"There's someone who literally does a costumed superhero bit in your world, perhaps she wasn't famous in your part of the country or before you died. She was the primary protagonist to the Joker's an-, overall white hat in spite of the actual color scheme but she did murder my friend and Minister of Temporal Affairs, Nathan, because he growled at her and stood up too quickly. She's just a human, you don't need to worry about her per se, but don't give her any magic, we don't trust her with it after Stella 'owed her three wishes', paid up, and Batlady wound up sending Nathan Downside for a hundred years plus a forking issue like Shell Bell had. It would possibly be a reasonable professional courtesy to keep her and Queenie away from each other."

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"Do you object to staying clear of her?" Pattern asks Queenie.

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"Mmm... that depends," says Queenie. "I'm not gonna get in her face, but I might drop by Gotham. I miss the place, y'know?"

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"And Quin," murmurs the Joker.

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"Okay... do you suppose that's likely to attract notice from the Batlady, if you do?"

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"If I do what, go see Quinnie?" She shrugs. "Maybe, who knows?"

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"So possibly I should warn her, and see how she reacts."

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"You might want me or Stella with you if you schedule such a meeting," Golden says.

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The Joker snorts. "What the hell would you do that for, anyway?"

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"Would unpleasantly startling her be a better idea for some reason?"

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