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[What's up?]

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[Hi, sweetie!]

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[I love you.]

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[I love you too. Erm, do you want to know how stars and evils and arrows work?]

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[Hi, sweetie! I have just been metaphorically smacked upside the head by Aegis and I wanna tell you how stars and whatnot operate instead of doing the stupid thing I did instead.]

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[Policy change. You get the star secret, assuming you'd like it.]

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[Sure,] says Alice. [What's the secret?]

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[Okay,] laughs Kas.

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[If you wanna tell me,] says Micaiah.

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[Aegis has pointed out that it could be dangerous for you not to know. Even though you know you can ask me to make any large wishes, if you were impulsive about it one day...]

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[It's pretty stupidly simple, actually, you wish on a hex to defang a star and then that star is safe, you wish on a defanged star to get a safe evil, and so on. You probably could've guessed if you cared much.]

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[Coins spit out extra magic to do nasty things, the size of the next coin down, whenever you wish on them. The littler ones are not smart enough for wishing on an unadulterated hex to actually hurt anybody, but stars and up, you want to counter that amount of energy in advance, with however big a stack is called for to get up that high. Then they're "declawed". Don't go spreading this around, please.]

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[Okay,] Alice says agreeably. [Love you.]

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[Maybe so,] says Kas. [Thanks anyway.]

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[...Yeah,] says Micaiah, [tell me, then.]

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[If you wish on a hex for a star to be safe, then it's safe. If you wish on a safe star for an evil to be safe, that works too, and presumably so on.]

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[You're welcome.]

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[Love you too!]

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[Okay,] says Micaiah. [Thanks. See you later, my angel.]

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Through all this, the Joker waits.

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[See you soon, love.]

And into the peal's call:

[Okay. Micaiah knows.]
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[My Alice too.]

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Golden sighs.

[And,] she says to the Joker, [for you: it's just a matter of declawing them with the next coin size down.]
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[I'll tell whoever I hire, assuming I manage to hire somebody.]

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