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"I was proposing only one. The kind that makes suns not go supernova."

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"No thanks."

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"If you aren't sure you'll remember to ask Golden or whoever for whatever large wishes you might want to whimsically make, what makes you think you'll remember to do spooky secret star safety stuff?"

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"The spooky secret star safety stuff," says the Joker, "works in advance."

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"What makes you say that?"

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Meanwhile, Golden is looking for Mary.

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"No, seriously, what makes you say that, I have not been around that long, I don't know what you saw."

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[Yes?] says Mary.

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"I know how you guys work," says the Joker. "Doesn't make sense any other way, the way you handle 'em."

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"Maybe you should just have a stash of safe ones, then," Pattern suggests. "That doesn't necessitate telling you how they work."

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[The Joker wants the star secret. How much of a disaster is that, please?]

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[It isn't one,] she says. [At all. If you don't tell him, he mostly seems to find out anyway—I think the chance of that just went up by a lot, for some reason. If he doesn't get it, there's a tiny chance of widespread destruction in some universe or other someday.]

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...The Joker smiles.

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Golden joins them.

"I wish you'd called me over earlier, Pattern."
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"Hiya," the Joker says cheerfully. "Somebody's not too good at keeping secrets."

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Golden facepalms. It makes a rocky noise. "Pattern, what did you tell my mint?"

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Pattern winces, and brainphones the entire conversation verbatim.

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The Joker giggles softly.

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"Mary thinks telling you what's up with stars and beyond is fine," Golden tells the Joker. "And checking in with her is the obvious thing I would do. Why didn't you just ask me, or maybe Mary directly? Sneaking clues out of Pattern is not nice."

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"I'm new at - at Belling, I'm sorry."

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"It's okay, it's not a disaster," Golden soothes.

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"I didn't know she was gonna spill like that," he shrugs. "I wanted to ask her 'cause she's from my world and I'm not going back."

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"I still don't really see how that makes sense," says Pattern.

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