Okay. Okay.
So.
Here's an interesting analog transmission. It's an educational program for children.
It's called Young Eagles (Are Eagles Still).
Are you too young to serve the Emperor and Mankind with their labor or your life? This program aims to help you serve anyway.
It contains practical advice, such as:
Brush your teeth and don't overeat sour or spicy food or sugar, the Emperor wants you to be able to subsist on rough food in battle or should famine come, and you can't do that if you have no teeth or have chronic stomach inflammation or diabetes.
If you cause a disturbance in your house, fix it. Your parents are devoting their daily lives to service of mankind, and it would be great help if they didn't have to spend physical effort on restoring order or mental effort on living in disorder.
If you notice anything unusual but not overtly heretical in the behavior of your acquaintances or parents, that's no cause to go to the Arbites or Administratum; they have enough on their plate to listen to every child's request, even if this child is conscious enough to listens to our program. However, by no means keep it to yourself. Report it to two other judicious adults you trust, simultaneously; and then decide what to do together, with agreement of the two overriding the third. If you think Imperium's attention is warranted, report it together to a local ombudsman or militia captain, or an Ecclesiarch, a local Commissar if there is one. Do not investigate anything by yourself, lest you become involved in unsavory things yourself.
It also offers motivational advice, such as:
Always remember, however hard life may seem now, it can always get harder. So cherish these moments, young one, as the memory of them will keep you warm even on a mission in a death world!
Your zeal will go away if not exercised, but it is also a finite resource that will burn out if you let it flare too brightly. Restrain your zeal without throttling it, and it will grow in you until needed.
Always remember, however lowly you may be in Imperium's eyes, you are infinitely superior to any heretic, xeno, or mutant!
And it shares motivational stories, such as:
A city on an agriworld have lost it's only generator, because a crucial detail in it have failed; and thus they lost steady access to freshwater, as they had to mechanically pump it from deep underground. But the adults were busy completing the plan for the soon to come Imperial Tithe to do anything about that. The town's kids banded together and rummaged an old battlefield for parts. Some died heroes' deaths on landmines; but they have scavenged a lot of components and eventually found the one needed to save the town from dehydration.
A girl once noticed her father going out at night. He told her to keep it a secret, and she readily agreed. But she knew that from Commissars, Ecclesiarchs and Inquisitors, there can be no secrets, and she told her ecclesiarch of the incident, and in two weeks, the Inquisition rooted out a heretical cult and gifted Emperor's peace to all the stray souls in it. The orphaned girl who saved the planet was granted a sigil of distinction and a mandate to study in Schola Progenium. She chose a noble profession of a Commissar.