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"You realize that even if nothing further comes of this conversation at all you can just move to Mars and eat food out of the replicator," says Bella. "Olympus isn't full yet."

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"I like Montreal, though," she says wistfully.

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"Yeah, that's what I always hear when people list problems they could solve by moving to Mars and I ask them why they don't," says Bella. "Well, not Montreal in particular, but whatever pleasing city they are occupying."

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"That's because people like places," says Anna. "I mean, Mars is gorgeous, but it's not... home."

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"I confess I expected the free food and magic public healthcare to attract more people than it has," Bella says conversationally. "But I am getting settlers at a reasonable clip."

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"People might also not believe you about those things," Anna points out. "I mean, even I'm not totally sure, and I'm here."

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Bella spreads her hands. "Yeah, that's a problem. It's possible I should have charged some pittance and spouted bull about economies of scale. But that seems like such a wretched thing to do. I can give it away for free, I want to give it away for free, all I want to do is wear a crown and introduce myself as Empress of the Stars and have some actual happy citizens to back that up - finessing a complicated signaling game to do less of what I want doesn't appeal."

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...Anna smiles. "Yeah, I get you."

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"I'm so glad," Bella grins. "So. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Demonstrations of responsible behavior likely to correlate with the nondestructive use of wishcoins?"

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"I don't think my win there is gonna be how responsible I am," Anna says frankly. "I think it's gonna be how boring."

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"What do you do with your time?" asks Bella, tilting her head. "I know if you have a job you don't like it; what do you like?"

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"Nightclubs," she says. "Loud music. Making out with strangers. Watching kinky porn. Avoiding my boyfriend."

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"...Avoiding your boyfriend?" Kind of an intrusive question, but Anna's the one who mentioned it.

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"He lives in Ottawa," she says airily, "it's not hard."

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If Bella's boyfriend were here she wouldn't be talking to Anna and she certainly wouldn't be avoiding him.

"Why is he your boyfriend if you prefer to avoid him, is more what had me confused," says Bella.
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"He's kind of hard to break up with?" she says. "I mean, it's not like he stalks me or anything, it's just we've been together for a while and there's always more of each other's stuff to give back and then he brings me flowers and we end up accidentally on another date and... why am I telling an empress about my love life," she laughs. "Sorry."

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"I asked," Bella points out. "But you can or not, as you choose."

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"No, it's okay," she says with a smile. "Anyways, that's me. Too much of a pushover to stay broken up with a guy I don't even get along with that well."

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"That's... not actually an asset, if I hire you and then anyone figures out what your job is in spite of the fact that you can't tell them," Bella points out.

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She blinks. "Because... what, Davey will weasel magic out of me? No way! I don't even lend him money anymore."

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"Not necessarily him, but you did just describe yourself as a pushover; I think the concern is reasonable," says Bella.

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"Well... yeah," she says, frowning. "I guess. I don't know. I don't think it's really the same deal."

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"No! I mean, what are you afraid I'll do?"

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"I'm afraid that someone - not necessarily Davey, could be a neighbor or a family member or a friend - will figure out what you do for a living. Or will just notice that everything is suddenly working out a lot nicer for you and determine that you have something going on. We can arrange for you to be unable to distribute coins, some small mercy, but I can't think of an unintrusive way to make sure the people in your life can't have leading conversations with you about what they'd do with magic or about my politics or about how they really don't like that one guy down the street or whatever. Even if we set it up so all the coins you make teleport to my stash instantaneously and I give you an allowance, instead of the setup where you've got a quota to manage on your own or with my help and can keep the excess... you'll have some access to magic, or I shouldn't be trusting you with mint powers in the first place."

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