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Shell Bell finds Milliways once when she is eighteen. She has been there for two days now, setting up her sign ten minutes out of every waking hour, wiping down tables for her quarters in the staff area, eating buttery potatoes (she has been told that this is a complete nutrient package, for humans). Her wand is holding a bun of hair in place on the back of her head. Her shells are stashed safely in her room; she's budgeting carefully and she'll pay her tab when she leaves.
No one's talked to her due to the sign yet. They don't always. She sets it up anyway, like clockwork, so everyone gets the chance.
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she_sells_seashells
she_sells_seashells
Bell puts the gun down and runs down to ask Bar.
Bar says why, if he asked you, I cannot imagine why my opinion ought to matter.
Bell goes back up. "D'you care where? I probably have terrible aim. But you're not really far away so I can probably be at least approximate," she says, picking up the shotgun again.
Bar says why, if he asked you, I cannot imagine why my opinion ought to matter.
Bell goes back up. "D'you care where? I probably have terrible aim. But you're not really far away so I can probably be at least approximate," she says, picking up the shotgun again.
she_sells_seashells
Shotguns scatter, right? She's probably safest aiming for a leg.
She aims and sticks her tongue out of the corner of her mouth and mentally reviews her memory of the last several minutes to make sure she's not hallucinating the request or Bar's acquiescence. She pulls the trigger.
She aims and sticks her tongue out of the corner of her mouth and mentally reviews her memory of the last several minutes to make sure she's not hallucinating the request or Bar's acquiescence. She pulls the trigger.
manofmyword
Shotguns do scatter, yes. This one, given what it was loaded with, a little more so than usual.
The Joker... giggles. It doesn't sound quite right. It usually doesn't, mind you, but it also usually doesn't have that bubbling undertone to it.
The Joker... giggles. It doesn't sound quite right. It usually doesn't, mind you, but it also usually doesn't have that bubbling undertone to it.
she_sells_seashells
Bell determines that he's not going to be helping her collect any further guns.
"This place isn't... booby-trapped or anything, is it?" she asks, pointing the gun back at the ceiling. She's going to have Tony look all the guns over.
"This place isn't... booby-trapped or anything, is it?" she asks, pointing the gun back at the ceiling. She's going to have Tony look all the guns over.
manofmyword
Still laughing, he shakes his head.
She is, of course, welcome to disregard this information as suspect.
She is, of course, welcome to disregard this information as suspect.
she_sells_seashells
It's suspect enough that she picks around the room carefully, but she does pick her way around. She collects seven assorted guns, boxes of bullets (and other ammunition) and powder, and some of the more portable knives - she's no good at knife-fighting, but Sherlock sure is, and they have utility applications.
She also takes some of the fabric. One folded sheet of strong, shiny stuff that she just plain likes. She re-folds it so it's longer one way, and wraps it around herself and tucks everything but the guns into it so she can have her hands free for those.
Several of them are small. She tucks those in the makeshift sarong too, pointing away from herself and down - she doesn't know how to unload them, that's going to be Tony's job. The longer ones she carries in her arms. "Thanks," she says, not sure if he can still hear her. "Uh, good luck with being full of bits of metal."
She also takes some of the fabric. One folded sheet of strong, shiny stuff that she just plain likes. She re-folds it so it's longer one way, and wraps it around herself and tucks everything but the guns into it so she can have her hands free for those.
Several of them are small. She tucks those in the makeshift sarong too, pointing away from herself and down - she doesn't know how to unload them, that's going to be Tony's job. The longer ones she carries in her arms. "Thanks," she says, not sure if he can still hear her. "Uh, good luck with being full of bits of metal."
she_sells_seashells
She doesn't really know what happens to dead people in Milliways, but Bar didn't say "it's okay as long as he lives through it", she is not this guy's personal friend, he said the Hunger Games sounded like his idea of a good time, he has to have loaded the thing or at least known what was in it... yeah, she can't think of any good reason to dwell particularly on the fact that he may be dead. Lynnis is dead because of her too. Is there a meaningful first here? Maybe. Maybe not. She's got stuff to give Tony.
(Lynnis would have volunteered in place of anyone - she was up that year - and this guy would probably have gotten someone else to shoot him if Bell had turned him down. This analogy makes sense to her.)
Bell goes down to stash the swag in her room - she can invite the twins to see it later - and goes to check in on Sherlock, who has been left with her sign for some time now.
(Lynnis would have volunteered in place of anyone - she was up that year - and this guy would probably have gotten someone else to shoot him if Bell had turned him down. This analogy makes sense to her.)
Bell goes down to stash the swag in her room - she can invite the twins to see it later - and goes to check in on Sherlock, who has been left with her sign for some time now.
she_sells_seashells
"He said he was called 'the Joker' and he seemed enthusiastic about his proposed deal of me shooting him and taking his stuff. He's weird. You think he's dead? He could've just passed out from what I saw."
sicaria
"I'm not sure of it," she says. "But you smell like a lot of blood and don't have very much on you. That suggests someone was doing a great deal of bleeding close by."
she_sells_seashells
"Well, I have seven guns and accessories for Tony to take apart and cannibalize or improve, now. And some knives. And a pretty bolt of fabric that let me get it all down the stairs in one trip. And I guess now I know I can maybe-kill a guy, at least if he literally hands me a shotgun and asks nicely."
she_sells_seashells
"Yeah. For certain values of 'good', I guess. Tony's still working?"
she_sells_seashells
"Okay. Unless you're bored and wanna switch places I'll make another excursion, then."
she_sells_seashells
"Good," says Bell cheerily, and off she goes in search of someone else she hasn't talked to yet. Who's shown up in the past hour?
Well, there's that girl sitting at the bar who's a little older than Bell, bears a passing resemblance to her actually, and has an impressive and incongruous war hammer hanging from a braided leather belt around her waist. The rest of her outfit is pure twenty-first-century Earth, but those two things look like they came out of a century rather earlier than that one.
she_sells_seashells
Shell Bell squints at her. She doesn't think this is an alternate, but maybe they're related or something - she's never met anyone who claimed to be related to one of her, either. No, probably this is just someone who happens to be pale and brunette. "Hi," she says, sitting next to her. "I'm Shell Bell. Panem, Earth, year 72 by our count, something else by everyone else's. Who're you?"
"Darcy," she says, with a friendly smile. "New Mexico, Earth, 2011. What's up?"
she_sells_seashells
"Nice to meet you, Darcy! My life back home is actually pretty dull" (so far; and Bell doesn't like to bring up 'please give me stuff' this early) "so I just talk to everyone when I get here to compensate. Your hammer is nifty. Doesn't look like the sort you build houses with."
"My hammer is the niftiest," she says, patting it fondly. "It's magic, and from space."
she_sells_seashells
"I like both magic and space! Tell me all about it," says Bell.
It looks like the sort of thing that is not mass-produced. Especially if being "from space" is a relevant property. But its details could suggest things about what else there might be to be had.
It looks like the sort of thing that is not mass-produced. Especially if being "from space" is a relevant property. But its details could suggest things about what else there might be to be had.