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" - yes, I do. I will get my Rebecca first, though."

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"Okay."

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"I said 'okay'."

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And someone knocks on the door of a shabby little house on an obscure uncontacted planet in Warp.

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A woman - not the Rebecca, probably her mother - with cerise-pink hair opens the door. She is startled. "- s-sir?"

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"Hello! My apologies for dropping in unannounced, I'm looking for -"  illusion - "this person."

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"Is - is she not at work, sir -" She keeps looking at his hair.

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He's very courteously not looking at hers, which she hasn't braided. "She is very likely at work! I am an alien from a different planet and accordingly unfamiliar with where she works. When are you expecting her back?"

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"An -? I - I - think she - gets leave on - the fortieth -"

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"How long is that, she's invited to a wedding in six days."

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"........it's the twelfth now, sir."

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"Would you be willing to help me arrange for her to get leave sooner? Assuming there aren't really any resource limitations."

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"I - sir, she -"

There is a baby cry from upstairs. The woman twitches but doesn't run off to answer it.

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"- yes sir -"

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"You can, ah, go get her, I'm not a temperamental alien."

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...she takes a tentative step back, then another, then turns and looks over her shoulder, then flees up the stairs. She comes back down with a shaved-bald baby and a bottle for her.

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He manages to mostly not make a face at the people who shave their babies. There could be a reason. He waves reassuringly. "I'm sorry. I could do the whole shiny-spaceships first-contact thing first but I wanted her to advise me on what the most important things to get right would be."

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".......the baby?"

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"Uh, no, her mother. Whose name I am assuming has a phonetic resemblance to "Beka" or "Rebecca"."

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"...Peka."

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"Peka. And the baby is something in the genre of 'Catherine' and 'Kat' -"

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"...her name is Katin, sir."

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"It is an honor to meet her. Where does Peka work?"

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"Peka's in the army."

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