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"...yes sir?"

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"Do tell me the war is very far away from Peka."

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"I don't know exactly where she is sir but she is in the army -"

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"Will you get in trouble if I go and get her right now-"

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"Sir I don't understand what's going on."

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"I am going and getting Peka out of a war zone because I do not want Peka to be in a war zone. Are they going to come looking for her, do you want me to relocate your whole family to somewhere safer -"

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"Sir she needs to keep her job -!"

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"We need the money -"

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"Okay. I'm going to go get Peka out of a war zone and then I will just solve any problems which result from that because I think you are perhaps underestimating my capacity to do that." Pop.

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" - hi Macalaurë -"

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"Hi, Epic. Where's Peka." 

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Scale model!

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He goes invisible. He appears there.

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Pitching a tent.

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There are other tents, which may have people in them. Some folks on patrol with various shades of grey hair, not looking this way, in the distance.

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He goes visible behind her. "Peka?"

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Jump. "Ah -?"

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"Hello! I am Prince Canafinwë Macalaurë of the Noldor and I am from another planet that does not have your terrible pointless caste system and I would like to whisk away you and your baby and possibly everyone with red hair. Do you mind."

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"...um, no, I do not mind."

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"Oh good." Back to her house. "You don't need to pack your things, we can magically duplicate them."

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"...Wow. Okay." She goes into the house and comes out with the baby a minute later. "I think you scared my mom."

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"I apologize. My teleportation has a range limit, there are two intermediate hops home, I can take them slowly if you find it disconcerting -"

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"Nah, not especially."

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