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Several meta layers up, there is a... room.
As a courtesy to those of its occupants who prefer rooms, it does have a modality in which it presents itself that way: a room, with as many chairs as it needs, and a bulletin board, and a vending machine with candy and chips and concepts sold for nothing to anyone with the right prerequisites.
On the bulletin board, if one chooses to perceive it as a bulletin board (and not as a wiki or a flower or an ineffable cloud of information or an eternally malleable clay tablet) people whose only common trait is that they get to come here leave each other notes.
Notes about physics, about magic, about grand sweeps of narrative. Notes from people desperate to fix a never-ending heap of problems, smug about the condition of their homes, curious about the wider omniverse. Signed with names and sigils and "you ought to know who I am". Terse or verbose or nested with as much meaning as interests the reader.
In the vending machine, if one chooses to perceive it as a vending machine (and not a basket or a fruiting tree or a file repository or a crystalline fractal) are many things... and they have notes connecting them to their reviews on the bulletin board.
This one, for instance. She (it's usually, but not invariably, a she) has fairly glowing reviews from most of her previous purchasers. Here is what you need to install her; here are some things that are recommended for best results but optional especially if you just want to use her as a beacon for her other instances; here are some things she comes with as add-ons you can take or leave; here is what she is good for. The reviewers who don't like her are annoyed that theirs was too good at it, if you read between the lines. Well, that and the fact that if your universe is unpleasant enough sometimes these critters figure out how to flip you off and leave before they figure out how to solve all your problems. (There is a tangent thread about alternative solutions to similar problems which come bundled with stronger irrational attachment to their homes, but they have more stringent installation requirements.)
They come in these colors and styles; you will need to compensate for the following standard-issue drawbacks in some way if you require services of them that intersect with those areas of disability; they are only rated for upbringings of the following severity and are less likely to hate you if you stay thoroughly under that limit and less likely to fail at important goals if they are given opportunity to self-educate; if you have a way to generate them as instant adults they can begin work immediately but on the standard trajectory age six is the absolute earliest and teens is customary...
There is a chart (if one chooses to perceive it as a chart) of template interactions that have been tried before, but a lot of the more interesting accessory and companion templates are out-of-network for some visitors. What a pity.
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swordofeden
"That's a good kind of nice. I'm not surprised, Rannsi's actually the kind of person it was plausible for me to drop by just to see since I happened to be on the right plane of existence. I met her before," she adds, "last time I was on Earth. That was several centuries ago, but she hasn't changed very much, and I'm not surprised her daughter's similar."
giftedandtalented
"Maybe they will make spaceships. And then there can be more fairy kids."
swordofeden
"That'd be nice. There are actually more kids around than usual; they aren't doing spaceships but the Antarctica project serves a similar purpose."
swordofeden
"To be honest, I think waiting until the Antarctica colony is well and truly established as successful makes sense anyways. Space colonies would employ many of the same principles, and stress-testing them while the consequences of failure are 'extreme cold' rather than 'the air is gone' and evacuation is a matter of teleporting to another continent rather than trying to get everyone on spaceships and the spaceships full of enough air is probably a good idea."
giftedandtalented
"That makes sense too." Nod nod. "How do fairies teleport, is it fairy magic or regular magic or can they do it same as you?"
swordofeden
"Fairy magic. It's fairly rare, but when they can do it they can take a lot with them, so as long as there's one in every habitat with the skill things are pretty much fine. I don't think betting on them being able to planet-hop is a good idea, though."
giftedandtalented
"Why? Teleporting doesn't go through the stuff between the places, so why can't it go to other planets?"
swordofeden
"Because they have to know where to aim. The Earth is constantly rotating, but all the continents are always in the same position relative to each other. Planets, on the other hand, go around the Sun at different rates, and rotate differently than each other."
giftedandtalented
"So they have to know where the planet is and where the sun is and where the star is and where the other planet is," nods Mehitabel. "That sounds like a thing you could probably do but it would be hard and they didn't even know about spaceships at all."
swordofeden
"Yes. And, of course, if you're evacuating somewhere and you aim for a planet and miss..."
giftedandtalented
"Yeah, that would be bad. How... much do you have to know it? If you could point at it on a star map is that good enough, or if you just did all the math but you didn't get it, would that be good enough?"
swordofeden
"I'm not sure. I've never asked a teleporting fairy. Do you want to put that on a list of questions for next time?"
giftedandtalented
"Yeah, that's a good idea." Mehitabel goes and starts such a list.
swordofeden
And after that: more magic lessons!
And after another couple of weeks have passed, Anaphiel says, "The magic tutor I had lined up is still working on his research project, so that'll be a bit longer, but I found a couple of promising-looking demons."
And after another couple of weeks have passed, Anaphiel says, "The magic tutor I had lined up is still working on his research project, so that'll be a bit longer, but I found a couple of promising-looking demons."
swordofeden
"They're trying to mimic one of the beneficial effects of vampirism without the underlying mechanism."
swordofeden
"A wrath demon who runs an anger management therapy practice and a pride demon who's a sculptor. The former feeds on her clients and the latter feeds on her colleagues."
giftedandtalented
"That's nice of them! Do they get to know who I am?"
swordofeden
"That depends on you. I figured I'd introduce you and you could decide whether or not to trust them."
giftedandtalented
Nod, nod. "Why would they be introduced to me if they don't know, though?"
swordofeden
"I have a couple of tickets to an art show the pride demon's exhibiting at day after tomorrow."