"You stay the fuck away from Dad -!"
"I think Bonesaw's expressed her opinion on swearing," sings Cherish. "Well, maybe that would get you to play and maybe it wouldn't, and if you want him to live you won't encourage me to find out. But, hm, just a hunch, I don't think you're as careful about looking after the people around you as you think you are. Take it from me, emotions... even if you only have two settings... run... deep."
She glances at Panacea.
"Oh, come on. I know you're not happy with your job right now, if you join us we could do anything. I can bring back the dead, imagine if we were working together!"
"Don't call me Vicky."
"Victoria, if you like. But it doesn't seem like you're giving any thought to what I'd like. It's very inconsiderate."
Victoria's response is a snarl.
Amy stares in disbelief. Apparently this would not be fun.
"What are you getting at, you cryptic sadistic bitch?" snaps Victoria.
"I'll tell you if you win," Cherish says, glancing at Panacea. "I might even tell you if you don't. It'll depend. But don't swear, please."
"Ooh, you can make your sister stronger or tougher! That'll give her a better chance. I can't help, though. Fair's fair."
"Yes it is." Pat pat. "Off we go, unless you have any questions about the game?"
In about five minutes they'll have questions like "who else are you doing this to" and "what are the rules" but for now Amy isn't in much of a state to think of them.
"Bye bye," says Cherish, and she goes out to hop into her ("her") car.
Meanwhile, Promise is on a roof, curing cancer and restoring sight to the blind and making amputees whole, that sort of thing.
Toward the end, after no new people have arrived and all the healed ones have left, tall, dark-haired man walks onto the roof. "Hello, Promise. I've got a message for you."
"Probably a better idea to just email me," Promise says, tucking the remaining consent forms into her bag.
"Ordinarily, perhaps. I wanted to deliver it in person. You see, I've been quite impressed with how you've been shaking things up here. Lung. Kaiser. Nilbog. But you know you could do so much more. Kaiser's entire team would have been trivial. Why so careful?"
"If I learn about the sorts of things mortals are named I run a greater risk of accidentally learning a name I didn't mean to learn. Most people don't know about Nilbog even as rumor; where'd you pick up that tidbit?"
"I have inexplicably good information. But the interesting thing is that the risk of knowing a name that might belong to someone, when you wouldn't have to use it at all, that's a very absolute rule, don't you think? Heroes with rules like that tend to break them, and I'm curious about what happens when you do."
"It's not absolute. I've sought names when I needed them. Your information is inexplicably good even to you? Some kind of thinker power?"
You're much less powerful than you could be, is the point, and you're doing it on purpose. Why, right now you'd still lose a fight against the Triumvirate. And the reason you're holding off is because of the risk of accidentally gaining even more names? Why avoid that?"
"...I don't really want to fight the Triumvirate? They seem pretty okay? I want to fight Endbringers, but my names power doesn't work on them. Also, maintaining an enormous court of vassals would be really unwieldy. Look, are you sure this conversation couldn't happen more efficiently via email?"
The Triumvirate are just a benchmark, something you could surpass and haven't chosen to. Make it the Slaughterhouse Nine if you prefer. I've never been a fan of self-imposed limits, and I think you'll discard them when you have to."
"Maybe I'll get stir-crazy if I defeat all three Endbringers or something."
I never did introduce myself, by the way. Jack Slash, at your service.
"It's a custom, among my team, that when we need a member we each choose a candidate and they face a round of tests. I think you'd be more interesting than most. If you survive, of course; you may be immortal but the people doing the testing can be quite destructive."