If you want the absolute insane end of the Survivorverse, just land on Radiant, Detroit's resident heroine! Be warned, things might explode. Possible theories about her include 'accidentally changes the genre of life to a PG-13 action movie' and 'incredibly powerful precognitive who only pretends to be an Idiot Hero.'
Alignment: Neutral Good.
Classification: A-ranked Blaster/brick.
Origin: Idealist

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I wouldn't want to be a chimney sweep
All black from head to foot
From climbing in them chimneys
And cleaning out that soot
With a broom and ladder and pail
The darkened walls I scale
And far and high I see a patch of sky
- "Dancing Bear," traditional song.