Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle
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Facecast | Kathy Bates |
Setting | Doctrine |
Description | Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day in and day out that he is the naughtiest boy in the United States of America, which could very well be true, take an aspirin and comment on his neatly tied shoes. Almost anybody would rather be known for expert shoe-tying than for kicking the cat." She always tells whiners how charming they are--bullies how brave--bad sports how good--sneaks how honest! When Molly O’Toole was looking at the colored pictures in Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle’s big dictionary and just happened to be eating a candy cane at the same time and drooled candy cane juice on the colored pictures of gems and then forgot and shut the book so the pages all stuck together, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle didn’t say, "Such a careless little girl can never ever look at the colored pictures in my dictionary again." Nor did she say, "You must never look at books when you are eating." She said, "Let’s see, I think we can steam those pages apart, and then we can wipe the stickiness off with a little soap and water, like this - now see, it’s just as good as new. {There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.} Don’t look so embarrassed, Molly, I almost drool every time I look at those gems – which one is your favorite? – I think mine is the Lapis Lazuli." |