Kevin reluctantly returns his string bean to its plate and picks up his silverware.
"Ice skating counts. Crossing neighborhoods doesn't really seem bonding-like to me. ...I've been systematically decorating the entire town with unobtrusive painted and scratched crosses to make it unpleasant vampire habitat, on top of visiting the morgue and putting little splinters of wood in the corpses' hearts now and then."
Tamara laughs. "I stand by my assessment of your sense," she says approvingly. "Would my presence be helpful at all?"
"You could help us get it done faster, it's not really Slayer-specialized labor."
"I don't see why not. A little bit of time for an improved vampire detection system. Everyone wins. I'll let you know my schedule once it's settled at work?"
"Hello?"
"Hello? Is anyone there?"
Huh. Wrong number maybe? Or someone looking for the previous owner? She shrugs, hangs up the phone, and refocuses on her son. It's bedtime.
Bella receives an advertisement about the prom. She'd been thinking she'd skip it, mostly out of habit and lack of prospective dates, but the flyer is extremely suspicious.
She brings it to Tamara and points out the all-caps warning about appearing only with a date and not breaking up with said date during prom itself. "Does this look like our brand of weird to you?"
"That does rather look compellingly likely to be 'our brand of weird'. How much do you know about the prom?"
"Not a thing. I've never been in town this time of year before. I was thinking I'd track down the person who wrote the flyer, but I'd give decent odds that they don't know either and just have a feeling, not sure what the next investigative avenue is after that. Look at old newspaper articles, maybe? But that seems like less of a one-person job."
"Reading through boring newspaper articles is precisely why people like me exist. I'll look into it. Unless you pressingly desire to help me search, I suppose, but I imagine your patrols are more productive."
So the next day, Bella finds who wrote the flyer, and texts Tamara about it: She doesn't know anything that adds up to more than "check newspapers for suspicious prom-related deaths". Should I be looking for a prom date? I can probably sneak in without one even if they're trying to enforce the rule, and I want to find whatever it is that's going after the dateless, but let me know if you think I ought to track down accompaniment.
If you can get in either way, your accompaniment is entirely up to you. Of course, if you do bring a date, just make sure to stage a public fight in the centre of the room. All the cases I've found are very clear about that; you must be plausibly single for an accident to happen.
The accidents do, I hope, look like something I can maybe Slay my way out of, rather than sudden mysterious heart attacks or whatever?
All the articles I've found specify either strangulation or drowning. The presence of a physical attacker is, if not guaranteed, at least heavily suggested. And attackers can be fended off. You have your first fighting class this weekend, don't you?
Yeah. So I suppose I'll see if I can start on dealing with strangulation-type attacks - drowning seems more general. Drowned where, in a sink or something?
Good guess. All the attacks were in the loo. Those that mention it said it was the men's one, if it helps.
What fun. Any idea how the whatever gets them there? Especially if it's drowned girls too, who wouldn't have walked there under their own power.
There was no mention of marks other than those caused by the strangulation. Unfortunately, your guess is as good as mine until I find more articles.
Okay, so I don't have to dress in drag to bait it, that's something.
Amusing as the thought may be, it might still be worth considering. I have never heard that American prom outfits are optimal combat attire.
If I'm sneaking in I suppose I don't have to look that plausibly prommy. Are British prom outfits bedecked with armor and useful pockets?
Proms are not a British custom; I certainly never attended one. I suppose it's becoming a bit more common nowadays, but entirely as an American cultural import.