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"Sure. Over how long?"

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"Dunno, a year?"

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Year's worth of emails.

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Telkam invades the privacy of an Oahkar mafia assassin.

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Conjuration gets all his accounts, so in between the occasional mob email where he is given details on a target or told where to pick up his money, Telkam is also treated to his subscription to Background Baby Noises: Daycare Edition (Real Gurgles And Giggles!) and his notifications from an interminable forum debate about whether a Star Devourer could beat a Comet 445 in a space battle and his argument with his girlfriend about whether a kitten is a good birthday present and his complaints to his landlord about the fridge.

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Who's sending him mob emails.

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A mob account which writes in ALL CAPS and has no personality. Conjuration shows some purple lady writes most of them.

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He will spy on her too. Does assassin have a target right now.

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Who else is purple lady sending emails to.

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Her wife, her mom, her brother, her doctor, her landlord, her bank, customer satisfaction surveys, her tailor, her nephew, the preregistration for League of E-Racketball, the bug report account for E-Racketball, ticket sales for the Oahkar Dance United summer finale showcase.... she doesn't seem to email her mob boss.

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Any of the other assassins she emails have a target right now?

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Nope, they are all between targets at the moment.

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Then he will not even be tempted to endanger his own family by intervening. He makes an assassins list so he can have daeva check it regularly. Any signs anyone's looking for the gardener?

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Not via purple lady.

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Telkam adds it to the list of things to check on occasionally and drops it.

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An ex-blue continues to safely garden in Anrik.

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If Telkam is still spying on the neighbors, Three Sexes One Of Which Is Oppressed has warp all of a sudden.

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He is! He's thinking once he's allowed to use ships with warp he'll go teach everyone he can find. He looks into it more. Federation said hi yet? Anyone else?

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Nobody has made formal contact with them.

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Informal? Dropped by to check it out?

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One ship visited them a little before they registered a warp signature.

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Telkam and his girlfriend look it up.

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It's a Federation but not Starfleet small warp-capable ship called Prometheus.

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Crew?

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