"I think you have a terribly unfair image of me!"

"Shut up!"

"I didn't say anything."

Theo can contribute a look too. It's probably pretty similar to Willow's, and looks something like he wants to say, "Ha. Of course. You're super super innocent, however could I forget."

"Bah!" he says, turning around and stalking off (just as he notices the paramedics arriving from the corner of his eyes).

Well, how cute that Sadde's being all… like that.

Theo turns to face Willow, raising his eyebrow. "Well, that was a bit… dramatic."

"Oh, he does that all the time. We should go after him otherwise he'll come back and glare at us and tell us we're not playing our parts right."

Theo looks at her, still quizzically. "… Couldn't you just claim to be playing the part of 'slightly frustrated friend who can't be bothered to follow him'?" He shakes his head. "But yeah, we should probably go after him anyway."

"That's not the right part to play," she shrugs.

"Okay then, after him we go," he says, then turns around to look for Sadde – did he disappear really quickly, never to be seen again in the throngs of club-goers, or can Theo follow him relatively easily and play the part of 'worried friend' convincingly?

Sadde—

—is apparently at the bar, chatting with a girl from school, who looks torn between fascination, surprise, and mild disgust.

Theo walks over and frowns at Sadde.

… Can he hear what they're speaking about?

Sadde might be... flirting? He's surely making very charming faces.

Then he spots Theo and beams and beckons him over. The girl turns to look at the boy and looks... terribly bewildered.

Rrright. Of course.

Theo walks over, looking confused. "Hey?"

"Hi!" he says, then looks at the girl. "I'm an attractive boy. He's an attractive boy. Two attractive boys kissing can't make this worse."

Yyyeah, Theo's still confused. "What?"

"Have you met Brittany? She's a senior, and she doesn't believe watching two attractive boys kiss is hot."

Willow, who followed Theo here, perks up at that.

"I'm trying to convince her that she's wrong."

    "Why am I even talking to you," she wonders.

"Oh," says Theo, then he shrugs. "I mean, I agree with Sadde here."

"You're talking to me because I'm incredibly charming, of course."

    "You're weird, is what you are," she retorts.

"Nevertheless."

    "I'm gonna go," she says, glaring at him and standing up from her stool.

"And I," he says, doing the same and looking at Theo, "am gonna kiss my boyfriend."

He proceeds to pull Theo in for said kiss, hoping he'll play along.

Well, if playing along means kiss Sadde, then— of course Theo won't play along, why would he kiss Sadde.

Pff. Of course he will.

"...I'm gonna be over there. Again."

Sadde kisses Theo, with an emphasis on being showy, and Brittany—

—kinda lingers, watching somewhat transfixed.