"...I'm a gals' gal."

Theo blinks, tilts his head a bit, and then, because there are two major, complete opposite ways he could take that phrase, he decides to look to Sadde for help.

"She's a lesbian," he translates. "I mean, I suspect she's actually bi with a preference for ladies but I'm pretty sure by choice the difference here is moot."

Theo nods and doesn't really know what to say – is 'congratulations' acceptable in this circumstance?

He settles for, "Oh, okay. I mean, we can talk about hot girls instead if you want, but I'm pretty sure my tastes will be horrible." Then he realizes he's not sure he's told her this, and clarifies, "Seeing as I'm gay."

"Yes, you have mentioned and made this clear several times in many different ways."

"Well, I could've been bi, and I don't know if I already told you that I wasn't."

He makes a bit of a face, then takes a drink to cover for the awkwardness.

"I wish," sighs Sadde. "I'm pretty sure tomorrow will be a girl day."

Theo shrugs. "It's not like that's exactly a problem? I'm not gonna start being all cold or anything just because of that."

"No but there'll be a party and no makeouts," he pouts.

Theo shrugs but doesn't really know what to say.

"Not to mention however many days this will last in a row." Pout. "Are you quite sure you're just gay?"

He makes a bit of a face. "Pretty sure, yeah."

He sighs. "Oh well. Guess we'd better enjoy the 50% of the time we're compatible."

Theo shrugs again. "We're still compatible the other half of the time, just… not really like that?"

Sadde gives Theo a look. "I was trying to imply I want to go to the dancefloor with you and make out."

"Thaaaat was a pretty obscure implication, but sure, whatever." He tilts his head. "Let's?"

"It wasn't that obscure! What else could I possibly have meant about enjoying the time I happen to fit your sexual orientation?" He stands up and shoots Willow an inquiring look.

She shrugs. "D-don't worry about me, I-I'll be around here."

Theo raises an eyebrow and starts walking towards the dance floor. "Why should I know? I'm just an innocent teenage male."

He raises an eyebrow, too. "Innocent? What a terrible boyfriend I am, if you're still innocent."

"I mean, we could try to fix that," he says, trailing a hand across Sadde's shoulder. "But probably not here, what with all the other innocent teenagers."

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Sadde pulls Theo into a fairly passionate kiss, his right hand behind Theo's head and twirling through Theo's hair, his left one grabbing Theo's right buttock and pressing their bodies together.

Theo… might complain, except his mouth is currently busy.

And Sadde is right there.

So nope. No complaints from this corner.

Eventually Sadde pulls away and says, "It's a club, and I'm creative enough to be able to get rid of any leftover innocence you might have without violating public decency laws."

Theo smirks and asks, "Do you wanna try that out, then?"