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"Ialsafei siaddaki," Mial says cheerfully, and he teleports himself and Finnah home.

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Huh. Mial's never said that before.

Was that even in regular Draconic? Sort of hard to tell. The vocabularies are near-identical.

Aurin goes to his mom's office. He waits until her client leaves. He nips in.

"Mother, Mial is going to do something incredibly agitating and I thought I'd better warn you before you find out some other way," he says.

"Oh? What is it now?"

"Uh, he's gotten the miracle-workers to make up a new language which is basically like Draconic but without opinions on shrens. There's a couple words from it that he likes a whole lot. One's siahr, he got a translation of e'sisaak to stick."

"...I see."

"The other one's worse. I, uh, accidentally hit my head on a wall when he said it."

"...Well, I'm sitting down, Aurin."

Aurin takes a deep breath. He can say it, right? Three syllables. He has said all these syllables before. ...Not in a row, but.

"He's planning to go around wearing a shirt that says shrennaki."

Alys doesn't fall over. She stands up, hands slamming down on her desk, eyes wide. "What?"

"Oh, don't make me say it again -"

"No," she says, fire in her voice, "of course not."

"Sorry - it's not like I could possibly stop him, I said it was a bad idea but he wants to be obnoxious -"

Alys sits back down and cradles her face in her hands.

"Aurin," she says, "I love your cousin, of course, but sometimes he makes himself very challenging to like."

Aurin shifts uncomfortably.

"Thank you for warning me, dear."

"You're welcome."

Aurin then finds himself folding decorative napkins for three angles and going home with her at the end of her workday.
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Meanwhile, Mial is looking for his father.

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There he is!

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And he's sitting down! How convenient.

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Finnah turns into a bird again. This time she sits on Mial's shoulder.

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"Hi, Dad. So the miracle workers made me a new language that doesn't hate me! It calls itself Sirasiahr."

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"And what," inquires Avar, "is the punchline?" There has to be a punchline, with Mial smirking at him like that.

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"The punchline is: shrennaki."

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Avar sits still for a moment, thoroughly surprised.



Then he starts laughing.
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"You can also switch your primary language to Reform Draconic if you want," Mial adds.

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"I did!" chirps Finnah. "It's neat."

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"You know what, I think I will."

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"Aurin didn't, but I think he was annoyed about being startled into hitting his head on a doorframe."

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...Avar looks at Mial.

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"I made sure he put his carrot juice down first! I would've made sure he was sitting down if I'd expected him to literally fall over."

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"Mial, I fell off your head when I heard it and I was a shren, what'd you think Aurin was gonna do?"

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"...Not... fall over? I don't know. I probably should've taken a degree to think about it first."

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"I thought he'd fall over but I figured he'd land on the carpet."

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"But, unfortunately, doorframe. Yeah."

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"But he had hofis. So it's okay."

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"I do feel bad about the doorframe."

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"Maybe he'll switch languages later when we've demonstrated it doesn't cause us to leak unappealing green slime from our ears?"

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"Maybe. I will forgive him if he doesn't."

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"As opposed to appealing green slime?" says Avar.

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