Veron meets a tiny Audrey in his portable hole
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Ah, the boots that didn't fit anyone he knew, and weren't the kind that resized themselves helpfully. Yes. Those boots. He remembers those boots. Vaguely.

He waits.

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Audrey pops up again after a few moments, smiling a little sheepishly. 

"Um, could you move this boot right here -" she taps it with a foot " - about a foot thataway?" She points.

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"Sure," he agrees. He pulls himself to his feet with a bit of help from the ladder, carefully makes his way to the pile in question without disturbing anything else in the hole, and moves the boot appropriately.

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Audrey slips into the narrow hole left behind by the boot, and emerges again hugging a wand taller than she is. 

"Here we are! If I'm reading this right, this is a wand of Cure Light Wounds. Who knows how many charges it has left, but since it's still glowing a little I bet it's not none."

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"Thank you," he says, smiling. He gently takes the wand from the tiny pixie, then bops himself on the head with it.

He feels a bit better.

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Audrey giggles, then flits up so Veron can see her more properly and does a little air-curtsey. "It's my pleasure. Care to join me for lunch before we start digging through the mess for something that moves snow?"

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Veron bows politely in return, still smiling. "I would be delighted."

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Audrey turns towards her original junk pile, and ducks in among the miscellaneous bits. A box buried beneath all the clutter glows briefly, and suddenly a nearby shield is buried beneath three layers of tarts, danishes and other breads, along with a large glass pitcher of water.

Audrey pops out, observes her handiwork, and smiles. "I've been tweaking this ration box for months now. While I've managed to get it to do more than just white bread, I'm afraid it still serves fifteen and still doesn't do anything that isn't 'bread but fancier.' Probably better than trail rations at least, though."

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"By a long shot," he agrees, delighted. He awkwardly finds a place to sit nearby in the small, cluttered space. He might be sitting on something important, he's not sure.

"I do have more than travel rations, though, if you'd like to look through it and have something besides fancy bread?"

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Audrey flits over and sits down on an unoccupied corner of the shield. "That would be wonderful. Even the nicest pastries get a bit tiring after long enough."

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"I can imagine. Personally, I'm sick of mushrooms."

He retrieves his own food stores; dried mushrooms of various types, some dried meats of dubious origin, some dried fruit-like objects that probably aren't actually fruit, a weird pale-orange paste, bread of a different texture, and a few vials of spices. They're set out tidily in front of Audrey.

"I'd offer to make some kind of soup, it's really the best way to have any of these, but uh. I really don't think a fire's a good idea in here." He glances around at the many flammable things.

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Audrey smiles and shrugs. "I don't mind at all, new food's exciting enough. I don't need new exciting temperatures as well." 

She looks over at the not-an-entrance. "I've been, uh, meeting too many of those recently."

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"Yeah, you and me both. Anyway, have whatever you'd like. I warn you, the orange paste is kind of spicy."

It's been so long since he's had normal food, it's been all mushrooms or weird shadow food or travel rations or whatever strange goop Ashtara fed him. Audrey may be sick of bread, but he sure isn't. He himself is going to enjoy the danishes and tarts.

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Audrey nods, considers a moment, and attempts a fruitlike object.

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It has an interestingly chewy texture, and while the outside is dried like a raisin, the inside is juicy. It's savory instead of sweet, like someone injected some kind of exotic soup into it, or made a dumpling out of something that then later liquefied. It's sort of bland, but bland in a noticeably different direction than bread could manage.

Veron, meanwhile, looks ecstatic about his normal food. Yay! Normal food!

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Audrey chews thoughtfully, then smiles. Oh gosh, she has something to eat with texture again.

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