an android is tested. for science.
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The eye seems like a good place to start. She's only got fists, but she can make do.

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Very hardy thing, that. "Aaaaahhh stop it stop it stop it I'll do anything stop it!"

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"I don't want anything from you."

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"How are you gonna open the doors without me!"

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"I don't give a shit."

Maybe she can pull some of the casing off.

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Very resistant. "You won't have food! You won't get up! You'll be trapped!"

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"Android, dipshit. I don't eat."

Gah, this is fucking annoying. Maybe snap one of the handle things?

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She can maaaaybe bend it? "Please stop just let me go I won't bother you anymore just aaaaaaaaahhh!"

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Fuck it. Whatever. Punt it back through the wall.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhh"

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Hopefully it won't show up again.

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She doesn't hear it reach the ground so it's presumably got a long way to go still.

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Rrrright. Moving on.

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There is a room filled with debris and a podium that's emitting sparks. The door is on a too-high-to-reach level of the chamber with no apparent ways to get there.

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What's on the podium?

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Nothing. It's shaped like it should probably hold a gun of some sort, maybe? With what the eye thing said, it's not unlikely, anyway.

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Anything else around?

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Dirt. Plants. Debris.

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Yeah, figures. Maybe the gun got knocked off and covered up. She looks around.

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No she doesn't—as soon as she steps into the part of the chamber with the podium it crumbles beneath her feet and she starts falling.

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Oh for fuck's sake.

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She falls for a couple of seconds before reaching an area where the ground is covered in water. There are pipes running this way and that, and a way forward over there.

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She straightens up, and pushes on.

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She can see a bunch of drawings on stone panels propped up against the walls—people in white coats, a machine, a woman in an orange jumpsuit, cake, a cube with hearts on it—as well as a bunch of metal panels propped on each other leading to a device that looks like it could reasonably be called a gun. There's also an orange moving sourceless light thing on a wall farther ahead.

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Huh. All right. Let's go get that gun-ish thing.

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