Frond is just fluttering along through the air, as you do, when he pierces the veil separating Fairyland from the mortal world and is abruptly in a weirdass place.
Wow, he's not in Kansas Fairyland anymore.
He's gonna settle to the ground, fold up his relatively unassuming pepper-moth wings, and try to navigate on the ground, but as he's four feet tall and has no idea how to move in a crowd like this he will probably soon bump into someone.
"AUuugh," says Frond. He's more delicate than he looks; wing scales are scrubbed off half his upper right. "You pushed me!"
"What is your name, you big jerk?" Frond asks, putting his hands on his hips and glaring at the behemoth.
Damn, that's a nickname. Who told the mortals about nicknames? "No, and that's no way to treat a guest in your land!"
C4irn rumbles with laughter. "This ain't no one's land, smalls, but I'd be real curious to know where you got those wingplants from. I ain't never seen work that detailed before."
Behind them, the inventory is finished.
"Thief!" shrieks the vendor, attracting attention from the crowd. A figure in black carapace at the end of the street turns towards the stall.
Is this being shouted at Frond, specifically, or just in general.
"Oh, I'm afraid I couldn't say," he demurs, rustling his wings and wincing at the bare spot.
"I didn't take anything! If I had wouldn't I have flown away immediately?" says Frond, still going with "indignant" as a posture to conceal "bewildered and overwhelmed".
"Well how the seventh hell d'you explain my missing cogitators?" the vendor demands, and C4irn's hand covers Frond's shoulder.
"Maybe we should get goin'," he says, casting a nervous glance at the figure in black.
"You're not going anywhere until I got my missing cogis," exclaims the vendor. "Ain't no one steals from Denorius and lives!"
Click! Denorius. Cool. "Stop accusing me of theft! You know perfectly well I didn't take anything, so act like it."
"You didn't take anything," the vendor - Denorius - says, voice strained, optical shutters opening and closing rapidly.
Beside Frond, C4irn's eyes glance between him and the vendor.
"But your friend here," the vendor starts, as C4irn pulls Frond away from the stall.
"I didn't steal nothin' either," C4irn hollers back, pulling Frond along with him.
To Frond, he whispers: "The seventh hell you doin, flashing a cogihack like that?"
"It's amazing the extent to which I haven't a clue what you mean. It's like you've never talked to a stranger before."