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a fruit elf on the Howling Mountain
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He holds her and pets her.

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The shaking eventually stops.

"Thanks," she sighs.

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"You're welcome." Snuggle.

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Snuggle. "Am I likely to meet your daughter at some point?"

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"At some point, yeah. Sometimes I don't see her for a year or two."

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"What, really?"

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"She really likes her space."

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He laughs.

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"I wonder if she noticed the disjunction incident."

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"I'm sure she did."

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"She hasn't asked you about it or anything?"

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He shakes his head.

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"Hm.

I wonder if anyone off the mountain noticed it and was extremely alarmed."

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"Could be."

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"Explaining this to my friends back home is going to be fun."

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"Oh?"

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"'I met a cute evil sorcerer and blew up a shitton of countryside casting a ninth-level spell that does not do that' this is not the kind of thing that happens to people normally."

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Giggle.

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"--Heh, speaking of reasons not to do it on the mountain."

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"Yeah, that would've been a little inconvenient. Or absurdly catastrophic if it fucked up my foundation spell in addition to everything else."

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"Yeah. Well. Ninth level spell." Snuggle.

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"Mm?"

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"There's only nine levels of spell."

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He laughs.

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