"Mm?"

"The question on my mind is 'what's the worst you've ever had' but - I can see why you might not want to answer it, and I feel like on such short acquaintance it could come off as threatening."

"...I am not taking it as a threat. Worst like most damage or worst like most suffering?"

"I was thinking the second but the first sounds like fun."

"Worst like most suffering was the asshole ex-boyfriend of a god who put me in this situation in the first place and you're quite right that I don't want to discuss it."

He nods.

"Most damage would be...well. If you count non-rape it would be accidentally cratering myself down to a charred skeleton casting Mordenkainen's Disjunction."

"You were a very attractive charred skeleton."

"If you're into skeletons, I guess."

He laughs. "I was into the way you were regrowing from one!"

"Being attracted to the regeneration sounds so much less necrophilist."

Giggle.

"Worst damage...well, the lava golems were pretty bad..."

"I'll bet. Any other contenders?"

"Flame elemental was pretty bad...there was a green dragon that liked to use teeth..."

"How does a dragon even manage...? Maybe I shouldn't be assuming the word is meaningfully informative."

"Shapeshifting."

"Aha. I've wanted for a while to figure out convenient shapeshifting someday," he mentions. "I can do it but not nearly conveniently enough."

"There's spells for it. Or, alternately, being a dragon."

"I don't think I can manage that one. And I bet the spells don't meet my standards for convenience."

"Wouldn't surprise me."

"Lessee...first time someone stuck their cock in my mouth I bit and he threw me against a tree so hard my spine broke..."

He laughs.

"First time a minotaur got me was pretty unpleasant..."