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a fruit elf on the Howling Mountain
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He nods.

And here is the library! All eight floors of it.

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"Nice library."

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"Thank you!"

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"I think this might be in the top ten biggest libraries I've ever seen!"

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"If you know of bigger ones, my daughter will want to see them. Or just send me to copy all their books."

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"This is great and way bigger than most libraries I have seen but the very biggest I've been to is much bigger. Fortunately I am friends with the owner of that one."

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"Oh?"

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"She's one of a small handful of people who knows about my curse and has, uh, similar opinions to you on the god in question. She's also technically-an-Empress of an empire that no longer exists, but I don't think she's the one who ruined it."

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"How many ruined empires are there? I wouldn't think they were that common."

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"It's a big world. I wouldn't say a lot, but..."

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"Heh. Mine was world-spanning."

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"That's probably easier when the world only has one species of person in it."

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"Oh?"

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"Some species are easier to emper than others! I can't really imagine most dragons recognizing an emperor."

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"Well, I guess I wouldn't know."

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"Yeah. 'Course, I shouldn't call myself an expert."

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"Mm?"

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"I'm a wandering vagabond of a wizard, not an anthropologist."

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He laughs.

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"And a lot of kinds of people I've encountered have mostly been--in the context of the curse."

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"—yeah."

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"So don't ask me about minotaurs. I have met dragons in friendlier context, though."

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"- well now I want to ask you about minotaurs."

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"Mostly nomadic, travel in tribes, significantly better-hung on average than most humanoids. To a painful degree."

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...he laughs. "I admit I'm a little surprised you answered."

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